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IhateModellsIhatethepeoplewhoworkthereIhatebuyingsneakersforakidwhoistenbuthastheshoesizeofakidwhoisseven
soallthesneakersinhissizehavepokemonorpowerrangersonthemandhecan'tfindvansornikes
thatfithimrightandsomelittlekidisrunningthroughthaisleandkeepskickingmein
theshinandtheehelpisnohelpatallbecausethegirlsaretoobusyflirtingwiththemale
customersandthemaleemployeesaretoobusypickingtheirnosesorfixingtheirballs
tohelpusoutandthatmotherhassuchascreechyvoiceithouthhilarclintonwasinthestore
andjesusfuckwhyisitakinganhourandahalftobuyapairoffuckingsneakers
andholyshithehaspickedouttheugliestpairofblacknikebasketballshoesintheentire
universebutidon'tcarebecausetheyfithimantheydon'thavetonkatrucksontheside
andthestupidstupidgirlattheregistercannotfigureouthowtomakechangeeven
whentheregistertellsherhowmuchtogivemeandwhydidthebirdpickmycartoshitonout
ofallthecarsinthelotandigethomeandholyfucktrenyceisgoneithoughtforsureitwould
bejoshwhatthefuckholyshithallelujahwhere'sthetylenolandpassthetequila.

breathe out.

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Ahhh, the relaxing enjoymnet of modern consumerism.

Lime?

So I'm thinking you don't 'gotta go to Mo's'?

I hate Art Modell, too but probably for a different reason than you do.

Oh, I hate him for those reasons as well, Ralph. What he did with the Colts will go down as one of the most reprhensible acts ever by a pro team owner, and that includes anything Steinbrenner ever did.

umm...translator? earl? beuford?

You know, you had some typos in there. But I'm not going to point them out. :-P

Wow. Very stream-of-consciousness. :)

Whew!

What's scary is that not only could I read and understand that, but I was able to read that aloud on the first run through at normal speed so other people could understand it.

I hope your evening went better than the first part of your day!

yawn Been there. Done that. It could be worse. Try buying sneakers for a boy who is twelve but has the feet of a thirty year old. It was then I first experienced "Nike Sticker Shock."

tosses Tylenol and flask

returns to filing nails

very interesting comment, I like it