i'm a little acorn....
Firemen in Germany had to rescue a terrified 10-year-old girl after she was chased up a tree by a squirrel...The squirrel made so much noise and was so aggressive the 10-year-old climbed further up the tree to try and get away, but the squirrel followed her.
Silly girl, that's how you attract a squirrel - climb a tree and act like a nut!
I apologize for the lame joke. Blame my father.