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all filler no killer

It's been three months since I quit smoking.

I smoke almost every night in my dreams, so I guess that's why it's not bothering me.

Meanwhile, positions are filling up fast over at the Slutpublican Headquarters. We're pretty much going to be an equal opportunity offense party. We'll offend the far left because we are exploiting each other for sex (and we have minors in the cabinet) and we will offend the far right because of our pro-sodomy stance, among other things.

Basically, we stand for freedom to do whatever the hell you want as long as you aren't hurting anyone. We're about a world without terrorism, a world without tyranny, a world without Ted Rall.

And who wouldn't want that?

That's all I got right now. Late for that damn job thing I have to do every day.

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You should abolish taxes, and base government funding on paypal donations.

very interesting to say the least!

Are you sure you're Slutpublicans and not Slutertarians? _

A world without Ted Rall? What are you, some kind of hopelessly idealistic Utopian dreamer??

(By the way, how many people would I have to murder in their beds to get in?)

I'm about to hit month #4, hon...keep it up. Only the hopelessly pigheaded survive in this world without sweet sweet nicotine.

Month 3 and that's one reason why I'm so good at being Offensive.

Problem is that the first cigarettte you really want is attached to the one you gotta have at two AM and the one you crave even though you've got bronchitis in February.

Be good, stay clean, you are not alone.

Alex is right, it sounds more like the Slutertarian party.