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Please note that more positions have been filled. One of them may be you! See the Slutpublican Campaign Blog for details and instructions.


I'd like to apply for the top job in HUD.

Reason(s): I have rats. Also, I'm Imperial Ratkeeper in your Empire.
Mission Statement: Every house should have a rat. Ideally, every house should have a lot of rats.
Headshot: You really want one? I look a lot like Gary Dell A'bate, only not as fat, and I'm a helluva lot smarter.