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the cabinet is filling up

Many positions have been filled already. Even more have been created. This is quite a diverse cabinet, I must say. And I don't mean that in the most complimentary way.

You can find the updated list over at the temporay Slutpublican Headquarters here: Slutpublicans, Whisky, Sexy!

If you don't see your name, complain in the comments over there. The squeaky wheel gets greased up. Or something like that.

There are a lot of positions still open, including that of Propaganda Minister and Secretary of Extreme Activist Smackdowns, whose job it is to smack down both the far left and the far right when necessary.

Comments

I actually have experience as a Minister of Propaganda.

I actually have experience as a Minister of Propaganda.

You KNOW I'm head of the department of Homeland Security. Fill me in NOW!

Michelle,
Noticed that State still seems open. My qualifictation:
Like Colin Powell, I'm an ethnic minority (so)
Like CP, I have a military background (although I'm about ten stars short of four stars---just laziness, really)
Like CP, I've begun down that short road of disillusionment, disgust and distrust of the YourAPeon Union, the Frankenreich the Leftist and the elitist.
Unlike CP, I have a poorly maintained blog (working on the MT thing)
Unlike CP, I have plenty of free time on my hands.
And lastly,
Unlike CP, I like to draw with unsharpened crayons.

Thank you for your consideration,

Secretary of Extreme Activist Smackdowns, has to be Rachel Lucas, has to be!

Sodomy
sung to the tune of Queen's "Jealousy"

Oh how wrong can this be?
Oh to yearn for you
Was much more than I could take
How was I to know
The kind of person this would make?

Oh sodomy look at me now
Sodomy you got me somehow
You gave me no warning
Took me by surprise
Sodomy you made me beg
Teased me so long, you tortured me
Lust was all that I could see

How how how all my sodomy
I didn't mean to cry when you opened me so wide
Now I'm breathless loving sodomy

Oh how strong can you be
In matters of privacy?
Life is much too short
For politics of fear
If only you could see
Just what this does to me (oh sodomy)

Sodomy you ripped me up
Sodomy you laid me low
You bring me pleasure, you cause me pain
Sodomy when will you let go?
Gotta hold of my dirty mind
Turned me into a slutty kind

How how how all my sodomy
I didn't mean to cry when you opened me so wide
Now I'm breathless loving sodomy
And now I'll make my stand
I'm a Slutpublican
'Cause I'm breathless loving sodomy