positions open, bribes accepted
Ok, here's the deal.
Jonathan and I decided to have two cabinets. The traditional Presidential Cabinet and the Backroom Cabinet.
For the traditional positions, we require a bio and that you have a blog. You can submit them to either myself or Jonathan through email or the comments. Following is a list of cabinet positions. The ones in bold have been taken.
Defense Dr. Grosz
Health and Human Services
Department of Homeland Security
Housing and Urban Development
Justice (Attorney General): Dodd
Transportation Mike (Cold Fury)
The Vice President: Jonathan Swerldoff
President's Chief of Staff
Environmental Protection Agency
Office of Management and Budget.
Office of National Drug Control Policy
U.S. Trade Representative
Read further for positions available in the Backroom Cabinet
These are only the positions that have been filled or made up already. Feel free to make up your own as the need arises. If you have qualifications, please let us know. Feel free to send us pictures of you dancing naked on the table at your sister's wedding.
As always, interns are welcome to apply. Resume and knee pads required.