3.2 planets of me, me, me
According to this survey, if everyone lived like me, we would need 3.2 planets.
Yea, but if everyone lived like me they would be 3.2 kick ass planets. And we would probably all run around half-dressed so we wouldn't use much in the way of clothing and we would eat so much meat that we wouldn't need room for all those pesky animals that are clogging up our open spaces. And we'd all be drunk so we wouldn't be driving. Mostly we would watch movies, read comic books and play strip poker.
But hey, we'd always recycle. I'm not a total cretin.
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