WWPS?
That is, What Would Puce Say?
Actually, Puce predicted something like this:
Hallo fat America! Chew and smiling for flappy stomich fill with more Irak childs, phoney towerevenge. Statue fallens from Sadam, put Chucky Cheeze rastorant with cola in locate!
The lardy demins will be getting lardier.
Comments
Puce the Prognosticator? Is he the Nostradamus of our time?
I still say he's actually Salam Pax.
Posted by: Ryan | April 21, 2003 12:59 PM
I dunno, but I would like puce to know that I'm working on that whole flappy stomich issue.
Posted by: zombyboy | April 21, 2003 01:03 PM
I dunno, but I call dibs on the book title "The Pucification of America".
Posted by: dave | April 21, 2003 01:04 PM
I say we make it a verb. Let's make "to puce" as popular as "to fisk"!
Posted by: Andrea Harris | April 21, 2003 01:57 PM
You could be onto something, Andrea. Seriously. You may have just invented the newest craze in the blogosphere (god damn i hate that word). I'll have to find me some screwed up liberal bullshit and try it out.
Posted by: dave | April 21, 2003 03:12 PM
You people are too late. Mike Moford already "pucifies" his writing.
I'm still surprised michele didn't pick up his last story. It was so McFucked up that I can't even remember what it was about.
Posted by: Robb | April 21, 2003 03:36 PM
They say the difference between America and theThird World is that in the former the poor are fat and the rich are thin while the reverse is true in the latter,
Given this, when such is the case in Iraq, it's time to break out the champagne.
Posted by: JB | April 21, 2003 06:11 PM
Would you like some raw flour and dried beans?
No, I'll have a Whopper with cheese, hold the mayo, onion rings, and a diet whatever....
Posted by: Wind Rider | April 21, 2003 07:13 PM
When is "puce" going to be translatable through babelfish?
Posted by: a different Bill | April 21, 2003 09:23 PM
An online Puce translator would be pretty nifty. I've decided to write a Puce-fied version of all my blog entries for a while ( example), and a translator would sure save me a lot of work.
Posted by: dave | April 22, 2003 09:05 AM