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That is, What Would Puce Say?

Fastfood giants Pizza Hut and Burger King have set up their first franchises inside war-torn Iraq, even as many aid convoys waited on the borders for the war to officially end.

Actually, Puce predicted something like this:

Hallo fat America! Chew and smiling for flappy stomich fill with more Irak childs, phoney towerevenge. Statue fallens from Sadam, put Chucky Cheeze rastorant with cola in locate!

The lardy demins will be getting lardier.


Puce the Prognosticator? Is he the Nostradamus of our time?

I still say he's actually Salam Pax.

I dunno, but I would like puce to know that I'm working on that whole flappy stomich issue.

I dunno, but I call dibs on the book title "The Pucification of America".

I say we make it a verb. Let's make "to puce" as popular as "to fisk"!

You could be onto something, Andrea. Seriously. You may have just invented the newest craze in the blogosphere (god damn i hate that word). I'll have to find me some screwed up liberal bullshit and try it out.

You people are too late. Mike Moford already "pucifies" his writing.

I'm still surprised michele didn't pick up his last story. It was so McFucked up that I can't even remember what it was about.

They say the difference between America and theThird World is that in the former the poor are fat and the rich are thin while the reverse is true in the latter,

Given this, when such is the case in Iraq, it's time to break out the champagne.

Would you like some raw flour and dried beans?

No, I'll have a Whopper with cheese, hold the mayo, onion rings, and a diet whatever....

When is "puce" going to be translatable through babelfish?

An online Puce translator would be pretty nifty. I've decided to write a Puce-fied version of all my blog entries for a while ( example), and a translator would sure save me a lot of work.