the lardy demin limerick contest
Puce quote of the day:
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Now, the hardest limerick contest yet. This time around, it has to be written in the style of everyone's favorite grammar-masher and stud-muffin, Puce.
Bonus points if the limerick is actually about Puce himself. Otherwise, content is open to anything.
Go to it, lardy demins!
[UPDATE] Requests dictate that I also allow for haikus. So, ok.