out of the closet
Yes, that's right, I am coming out of the closet.
I watch American Idol.
Whew, that took a lot. I could blame it on Natalie, who makes me watch it with her each week as part of our mother/daughter bonding ritual but the truth is, I enjoy it.
So now that you know I watch it, I can start bitching about it.
Who the hell had the bright idea to make it Billy Joel night? That was the shitties collection of songs I have ever heard. Not one of the contestants chose songs that were right for them. Clay should have gone with a ballad. And am I the only one who thinks Clay is a dead ringer for K.D. Lang?
I think it's time to come up with some new themes so these kids can show off their real talents. Forget 70's pop and disco. Let's hear them do some Broadway tunes or blues. All the previous themes made the show look like karaoke night at Joe's Dive Bar.
It's Ruben all the way, anyhow.
prediction: Kimberly Caldwell will be making soft core porn for Cinemax by this time next year