The truth according the far left:
- All celebrations in Iraq are staged.
- All weapons, suicide vests, etc. found in Iraq were planted by the CIA
- The Bush administration planned and carried out 9/11.
- No plane ever crashed into the Pentagon on 9/11.
- Republicans killed Paul Wellstone.
- The POWs were all faked/staged to get public sympathy.
- Bush is responsible for the anthrax attacks.
- Everything is a Zionist conspiracy
- Everything is a Right Wing conspiracy
- Bush is responsible for the demise of the unicorn, the burning of Rome, the popularity of boy bands, the poor defense of the Mets, the death of everyone on this planet in the past four years, freak snowstorms in April and your failed relationships. Everything else is the fault of the Jews.
Now you know.