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Posted by on April 11, 2003 08:09 PM | Permalink
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» Ohhhh... from The Bitch Girls
Such a good idea. Maybe one should be developed for the Bitches. It might give guys a warning for what to expect when we've been drinking. That can get scary, believe me. [Read More]
Tracked on April 12, 2003 05:46 PM
» Elevated from Inoperable Terran
Michele has a revised Homeland Security color code to indicate the true threat: Barry Manilow.... [Read More]
Tracked on April 13, 2003 11:00 AM
Ummm, I'm jammin' to some George Clinton and the PARLIAMENT FUNK-A-FUCKIN'-DELIC baybee! Oh, and I'm on my fourth VO Pres (after a tasty 3 beer lunch) so where does that put me? Elevated?
...it's just the dog in me...
April 11, 2003 09:34 PM
If we ever get to red, I'm moving to France.
April 11, 2003 11:51 PM
Hell, if we get to orange that'd be reason enough... Vive La France :P
April 12, 2003 12:09 AM
Goddamn it, I keep checking and I'm not seeing any progress. I wants me some Barry. Come on, girl, you can make it through the rain!
April 12, 2003 12:21 AM
April 12, 2003 04:33 AM
diggin the meter! might have to refer to it in the future... although barry manilow might be replaces with Phil Collins
April 12, 2003 07:58 AM
I think I'd have to have some Boy Band representation in there somewhere, and maybe put Hanson at the top. But I guess that's why you're the emperoress and I'm a lowly poet laureate.
April 12, 2003 12:17 PM
perhaps there should also be a special Friday "Pants-O-Meter" to measure the corresponding lack of pants while drinking....
April 13, 2003 01:44 AM
Perhaps you should consider a corresponding "Pants-O-Meter" for those special drunken Fridays...
April 13, 2003 01:45 AM