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Iraqi information minister tries Jedi mind trick

“You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing there at all. There are Iraqi checkpoints. Everything is okay..”

No word on whether he has equipped the Iraqi army with light sabers, but several people have written to say that they recognize Minister Mohammed Said Sahaf as the guy who played Luke Skywalker at the last Iraqi Star Wars Fan Club variety show.

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I think they should announce that some jets had been shot down and have some local chuckleheards fire their AKs into the river. Oops, they tried that one two weeks ago.....

that weee information guy should be on stage. he's a brilliant comedian and his timming is perfect. he'll have a future after the war as an after diner speaker i think

"The Western Infidels are NO WHERE NEAR BAGHDAD! [interrupted by daisy cutter bomb going off nearby] SEE! Look, all is safe in Baghdad! The evil American regime is falling by the second! [has to pause for a moment, so trembling voice can again be heard once coalition tanks pass the nearby intersection] Those photos yesterday of American Soldiers sitting in a bombed out Presidential Palace and rumors that they enjoyed the marble-tiled showers are ALL LIES OF AMERICAN HOLLYWOOD, whom we'd like to thank for the recent support, by the way, BUT BACK ON TRACK, THE AMERICANS ARE NO WHERE NEAR BAGHDAD!!!" [sniper, one shot, over and out.]

Dateline Baghdad:
The information minister has just been taken into custody by the US forces. He made this statement at the time of his arrest. " I have you all surrounded. I have bound my hands as not to destroy you and give you a chance to surrender to my overwhelming force. Lay down your arms and walk back to Hollywood. All is good. The mighty forces of Iraq are in control."

Give the bloke a break, he is as I speak being canonized as a Discordian Saint for his powerful manipulation of consensus reality, single-handed! I notice you don't mention Darth and company asserting that the inhabitants of Baghdad would welcome troops with open arms? Or that Umm Qasr had been taken (take 15)? Or for that matter that Saddam would use chemical weapons, and that gas-masks are evidence?

Is this guy on crack? Or was his father a musturd gas manufacturer? He just isn't right

Is this guy on crack? Or was his father a musturd gas manufacturer? He just isn't right

Dear Mr. Sa'id al-Sahhaf .
What colour is the sky on your planet ? Have you even looked out of your bedroom window lately? Get your head out from under your pillow, and go for a leisurly stroll in beautifull downtown Baghdad. Then report the news.

You know I sort of like the guy!

David W. Smith and mn are so right!!!
I realy love this guy and you both understand his way of humor. you can`t take everything serious, what he is saying, it is more a funny way to comment things that happend and take them into the content of the whole situation. His comments and statements are great, funny and intelligent. I really hope he will survive and make career after the war.

Lately I've been tuning into the war just to get my quota of Muhammed - the funniest guy on tv at the moment.

Let's face it, he's obviously having a laugh because he's blatently laughing his head off when he goes on about "Tombs in Iraq" and "American Infadels"

A really funny guy.

Please don't kill him because I'd pay good money to go and see one of his speeches after it's all over.

I BELIEVE HE MAY HAVE MODELLED HIMSELF ON THE "FRENCH TAUNTER" CHARACTER FROM MONTY PYTHONS "HOLY GRAIL"FILM.
I AGREE WITH MOST,HE DEFINITALY HAS A FUTURE AFTER THE WAR,LIKE HIS OWN TV PROGRAMME.GO-MO!!

he is funny in a sarcastic way and that is probably the only way to get along with the shit that is going on in iraq. He got to survive...he is a great guy!!!

LEIGH, that's hilarious!! YES, YES!!
"To the American Infidels - - go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!" (said with great inflection!) Speaking of the French . . . how appropriate to compare the (Mis)Information Minister with a Frenchman. I can see how you'd get them confused, with all that HOT AIR and stuff. :-)
David W. Smith, you crack me up!
"What are you gonna do, BLEED on me?!" "Come back here, YELLOW BELLY!!" Are we still speaking of the French? . . . .

Hey Mo maybe you can e-mail me and we'll set something up for after work if you know what I mean!!!!!

Hey Mo maybe you can e-mail me and we'll set something up for after work if you know what I mean!!!!!

Hey Mo, its me again. I'm a little upset that you haven't answered my e-mails. Well anyway I just want to let you know that I am available to lick the hair on your toes, work my way up and hopefully find a big surprise. XXXOOOXXX

Good ole info minister - spin forward 10 years - And the news tonite, The national TV advert awards were once again dominated by the frontman for "Honest Ali's" car emporium. Muhammed Shaky Shareef (former Iraqi Information Minister) has, for the last decade, swept the boards at the Advert Awards for his now internationally famous car campaign. Characterized by the hillarious phrase - No we have no cars, we have never had cars and we do not expect to see any in the future - all said whilst behind him in the wide shot there are literally hundreds of cars being driven onto the forecourt behind him.

Multi-millionaire Muhammed now lives in a quiet suburb of Miami with his fourteen grandchildren, two dogs and a beautiful sculpture of the three moons that he sees when he looks into the sky from his very own planet.

Good old Muhammed - I concur with the rest - please don't kill him, even crazy people deserve a break now and again.

Je suis invincible
Revenu ici et je mordrai vos rotules hors fonction
Il est juste une blessure de chair
( Just a flesh wound) This guy is absolutely hillarious. Reminds me of "the Liar" from saturday night live

Where did they find that clown? I think he can make a ton of money after the war touring the comedy circuit. I laugh my tale off every time that idiot makes another absurb statement.

Is the Iraqi Information Minister actually the real "Mr.Magoo?" that is what I am wondering. His last speach was outside. I don't think there is a Information Ministry anylonger. :) I'm sure once the war ends, he will deny he's the Iraqi Information Minister. ... Oh brother.

What the hell? Does this guy have a pez dispenser filled with denial pills? What a nutjob

WEDNESDAY.10-15 BRITISH TIME. BEEN WATCHING T.V. TO SEE OUR HERO.HASNT BEEN ON AT ALL,CANT UNDERSTAND IT.
JUST REALISED ,U.S. MARINES HAVE ENTERED BAGHDAD .
HOPE HE'S O.K.
HE NEEDS TO PLAY A JAMES BOND CHARACTER IN THE NEXT FILM

CONTEST!!!!
JOSEF GOEBBELS (WORLD WAR II)

VERSUS

MOHAMMED SAID SAHAF (GULF WAR II)

ANY COMMENTS?

The world according to Mohammed
Just a flesh wound! Nothing to worry about
The glass is halft empty.
The parrot is not dead, its just resting.

Has anyone thought of a TShirt or TShirt Slogan competition? I just want to wear one which says: "We won the war...What war? Oh yes that children's game in the street last week!" Mohammed Mohammed Said Sahaf
I think I am now a devoted member of the Information Minister's Borneo Fanclub. Anyone else want to join? The war has been a total waste of life if it hadn't been for the irony of this one man! Does anyone know if he will be performing at the Iraqi Fringe Festival for 2004?

I hope they find Mo and rehabilitate him after the war. His never-say-die attitude and turn of phrase is endearing even if he was part of an evil regime.
I suggest they replace Nasser Hussein as England cricket captain with Mo. Similar name but Mo's attitude will do them wonders. GOMO!

I have a lot of friends here in Germany which momentarily are thinking
of making a shirt with our hero...the guys in the pentagon are lying too, but
they are far from the brilliant and sarcastic humor of mohammed.
I just found a speech of him from march 28, where he was saying that he is
afraid that the americans might use weapons of mass destruction because of their
frustration about their poor performance and their coming defeat.
If you keep in mind that the reason for the war has been the supposed possesion of
that kind of weapons by iraq, that speech is just another proof of his intelligent
humoresque and sarcastic way of making fun of a bad situation.
Hope too that he is okay and want to join the information ministers fanclub officially by stating this.

he would be a great charakter in the next james bond!!!
but not bad for batman movie too!!!

I really think the guy knows he's putting out BS, and that he knows that everyone else knows he's putting out BS. You can see the glint in his eyes when he says some of the stuff he says. I understand that US intelligence says he's just a "party hack", and has NOT had any part in the obscenity of action that was Saddam Hussein. If this is true, he was probably just making the best living he could for himself and his family, and I hope he manages to get out of this unhurt and can move on to a decent and rewarding future in a newly liberated country. The guy's OK as far as I can tell, and I bet he'd be great at parties!

Exactly...the glint in his eyes.
When he is saying the most funniest things or
BS...I sometimes think that he is just amused by the
reaction of the press, which we can not see in TV
and actually he is waiting for applause.
He probably see the astonished faces of the media
and is laughing inside and just having a good time
seeing the media astonished by his statements he just
put out to make the best of a bad time and comment
the latest developements ironically.
I hope Mo Sahaf is okay and we will see him soon and
in later times back on the screen.

dk, I WANT A SHIRT, I WANT A SHIRT!!
I want a picture of him on it, saying, "The Americans are no where near Baghdad!" And on the back, it should say, "All is safe. The Western Infidels are falling by the minute. Soon, we will have wiped them out completely."
Bwaaahhh!
Seriously, I would love a shirt!! :-)
Jennifer

We need to set up a committe to save that iraqi info minister he's the "funniest" guy of this war,maybe we can give him refugee status in THE U.K!!!

Ok, is it just me or does anybody else think that this numb-nuts looks like Thurston Howel III (Gilligans Island)? It would explain the eccentric fantasy world he lives in. Right now he needs his teddy bear.

He needs a good boot to the head in my book. Or as my Italian buddy said: Ball Bat the Bastard!!!. Yea baby!

the highlight of my evening for the last few days was the news, more importantly "mo's" carefully crafted speech. i'm sad in a way that the war is over as this man may die!!
My favorite mo moment was when the bbc just did a report live from the airport and he came on and said they were surrounded and would be pounded!

my plea is some one with any influence save that man and put him on air.

i want a shirt. i'll pay good money.

fit_nick@hotmail.com

I think i have found him(Mr call me comedy Sahaf) a new job,i seem to recall there is an opening within the current UK government taking over from Robin Cook.anybody got his e-mail so i can let him know??

HE'S DEFINITELY MORE HONEST THAN OUR BRITISH GOVT.

The man is a hero, he has removed the scales from my eyes that was American lies.

I'm going to get me an Apache helicopter with my Black Widow catapult. They can easily be shot down with ancient weapons, the man told us this himself......

I'm having a T-Shirt made with a picture of him with "I'm NOT with Stupid" in red printed across it!

I have a terrible back log at work and it was getting me down. But as of tomorrow I will have no back log and deny knoweldge of any outstanding work, claiming it has all been done.

sorted!

Too right Leigh

ANY CHANCE I CAN BE THE INFORMATION MINISTER FOR OUR NEW FAN CLUB?????

I'd vote for you if you denied that the fan club existed :)

Someone was wondering where they found this guy and I just read an article that said he was once the ambassador to the UN, Italy, and India. He has been working with Saddam since 1963 when he gave Ba'ath party officials information that led to the whereabouts of his own brother-in-law, an army general and the country's military prosecutor. al-Sahaf proved his loyalty to the Ba'ath party and his brother-in-law was killed.

You can find most of his press conferences archived on a site in Canada. My favorite comment was the one where he said that they shot down 196 cruise missiles.

He will be missed...

This guy is a scream! I think he still believes in the easter bunny.Hes definetly the funniest guy on tv.

This moron must do a lot of drugs!

This man is a genius. Much funnier than Eddie Murphy. "That man lying in a pool of his own entrails is not Saddam Hussein. That is the evil Donald Rumsfeld dressed like our beloved Saddam, God willing." Our friend Mohammed, George Clooney and Martin Sheen will be starring in the next Michael Moore film called "Jackass the Sequel" with a film score by the Dix Chix.

some quotes that hit the cutting room floor from my favorite comedian...Muhammad Sa'id al-Sahhaf, info minister!

"Those drums that the puny Americans found are not chemical weapons. They are canned peaches...in heavy syrup. Saddam likes peaches. But not American peaches."

"The rumor is untrue. The Americans started it in Hollywood. It is false that the Iraqi Navy has glass bottom boats so that we can see our Air Force,"

"The pictures that you saw of Saddam's statue falling are false. We took that statue down as part of three month routine maintenance to clean up bird poop."

I love this guy!!!

Information minister kicks ass Funny as hell hire this nut hes classic

This just in.... The Iraqi disinformation minister has not reported to work for the first time in twenty years, but he claims he needed some well deserved time off and will be visiting Hollywood.He also said he could fly there with his own two arms if he wanted.Also he was quoted as saying he has been dating Britney Spears,and that he really invented fire.

There has been an apb just released from Bagdad.There is an escapee from the nut house wearing a Iraqi army uniform.It also says he likes to give press conferences. Live long Mighty Mo!!!!!!!!!!

We dont have any shirts yet but I`ll have some soon.
But Jennifer: it is probably cheaper to create your own
instead of sgipping it over from germany.
Also I have the imagination of spreading the news that he
is the best result of that war by creating shirts,
pictures...a fanclub!
Lord of Poo: Great comment on leighs request for
beeing our information minister!!! That is exactly Mo-Humor!
Great!!!
Leigh: I would vote for you too...your first statement should also
imply that we are in controll of everything and can rely on millions
of comedy-maertyrers that will kill our opponents by making them laugh to death, like the killing joke of the monty python show.
Cornloaf: Would you please give us the internet-adress, where you found his press-conferences?
We really should put out a plea to our governments to safe this guy.
I have a room left and would be glad to give him asylum in my house.
Just imagine watching the news with mo and listening to his comments...a dream!

Newly available intelligence from a reliable source: During the final moments leading up to the fall (or Rise?) of Baghdad, intercepted communications indicated that Qusay was running the show- and that there was a dedicated and coordinated effort among ALL levels of his advisors, to paint a rosy picture for him (probably so they wouldn't all be summarily executed!). He was apparently the main target of the disinformation- not us. Qusay was being told that the airport was safe, coalition troops were being killed, etc. The Iraqi Information Minister may have been helping to shape QUSAY's reality, so his subordinates might continue to HAVE a reality. This might mean, quite possibly, that it put Qusay to be in a position to be neutralized as a threat by his own people when it got too tough to deny reality to him. Wouldn't it be something if our buddy Mo played a part in bringing down the old regime from within? Interesting thought!

Cheers, congratulations, and Welcome to Freedom to the Iraqi People! Watching the celebrations has been truly uplifting!

This guy is class, he deserves a daytime chat show. Sign him up.

Interesting thought, D. Xanatos, but I kind of doubt Qusay was the target for the mis-information, as Mo was speaking English. I think. It's hard to tell anymore. :-)
I'll bet Mo rolled out of bed on Sunday morning and thought, "How many sick days do I have left??!!" haaaa!
You know, the Republican Guard are like the Sleestacks from Land of the Lost - - with nerf-tipped arrows that bounce off,and Mo is Enik, the leader with the glittery vest who keeps twisting the crystal knobs, trying to open the door to the other dimension. No doubt, he wishes to ESCAPE the spiral his career has become!! :-)
Yoda as Mo: "The Americans in Baghdad, are not. All is well. Do not be afraid. I sense much fear in you. Fear is the Path of the Dark Side. Invading Infidels fear us, they do. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering. Suffer, the Western Invaders are."
Ya gotta love MO!

Mohamed Saeed Sahaf (MSS as I like to call him) This guy is the funniest guy on TV today!! Really, don't kill this guy, he's just doing the best of a bad situation.

I suggest he's brought back to the US and starts his own talkshow!!! I really think he'll do well!! This guy is hilarious!

here's a funny erite up:-

http://ktla.trb.com/news/nationworld/iraq/stv-la-war-sahaf8apr08,0,7166756.story?coll=ktla-home-1

Some of Mos thoughts on history----the Titanic-"Just a minor boat accident,blown way out of control by the American infidels" On the fall of the soviet union "It is all lies from the Americans,everything is just fine"On man walking on the moon"All lies from Hollywood,it was really saddam that walked on the moon"

This guy is hillarious-he has to get his own talk show! It would definitley be the funniest show on tv.He would blow away Leno or Letterman latenights.

This just in from MO- He says iraq has repulsed all foriegn invaders, and to celebrate,hes going to marry his longtime girlfriendBritney Spears.He said she cant keep her hands off of him.He also says he has dated Demi Moore,Jenifer Aniston,PamelaAnderson and Carmen Electra.He also says Pamela wont leave him alone,He also says there really is an Easter bunny,and that Elvis is still alive.

This just in from MO- He says iraq has repulsed all foriegn invaders, and to celebrate,hes going to marry his longtime girlfriendBritney Spears.He said she cant keep her hands off of him.He also says he has dated Demi Moore,Jenifer Aniston,PamelaAnderson and Carmen Electra.He also says Pamela wont leave him alone,He also says there really is an Easter bunny,and that Elvis is still alive.

This just in from MO- He says iraq has repulsed all foriegn invaders, and to celebrate,hes going to marry his longtime girlfriendBritney Spears.He said she cant keep her hands off of him.He also says he has dated Demi Moore,Jenifer Aniston,PamelaAnderson and Carmen Electra.He also says Pamela wont leave him alone,He also says there really is an Easter bunny,and that Elvis is still alive.

This just in from MO- He says iraq has repulsed all foriegn invaders, and to celebrate,hes going to marry his longtime girlfriendBritney Spears.He said she cant keep her hands off of him.He also says he has dated Demi Moore,Jenifer Aniston,PamelaAnderson and Carmen Electra.He also says Pamela wont leave him alone,He also says there really is an Easter bunny,and that Elvis is still alive.

This just in from MO- He says iraq has repulsed all foriegn invaders, and to celebrate,hes going to marry his longtime girlfriendBritney Spears.He said she cant keep her hands off of him.He also says he has dated Demi Moore,Jenifer Aniston,PamelaAnderson and Carmen Electra.He also says Pamela wont leave him alone,He also says there really is an Easter bunny,and that Elvis is still alive.

I'm so glad to find a whole message board full of people who love Mo as much as I do.

(Mo & Costello)

Costello: Who's on first?

Mo: Obviously no one is on first. It is more lies from the jackal infidel Americans. Their bones will lie bleached upon the basepath!

I thought Mo was just some poor, misguided bureaucrat, until I read your posts. My eyes have been opened!

Long live MO...

We miss Mo he was great really...making fun of a bad situation but i wonder where he is now??? hmmmmmn

Hey, I just caught Mo's last meeting on CNN. CNN
somehow got a hold of this amazing tape. He was meeting with
Saddam's body doubles. Mo says, "Ok, there's good
news and bad news. The good news is Saddam survived
the infidels puny attack. The bad news is that he
lost his right eye, his left arm, one nut, and his
right foot. It seems you doubles will need some additional
'surgery'".

IT WONT BE TOO LONG BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS IN NORTH KOREA.PERHAPS OUR BUMMBLING HERO HAS GONE OVER JUST INCASE THERE'S A FREELANCE JOB AT THE KOREAN INFO MINISTRY.
WHY CANT THE U.N. OR N.A.T.O. GIVE HIM A JOB.
BY THE WAY,I NEVER ASKED TO BE MINISTER OF INFO ON THIS SITE,ALL LIES BY LORD OF POO,MAY HE ROT IN HELL AND VULTURES PICK AT HIS BONES,YOU SON OF A WINDOW DRESSER,I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION ETC

"WHAT LOOTING?" ASKED MO

I gave the IDIOT AWARD to our Opposition Leader here in Australia. Do I have to give another one?

Mo's the man, he was the only one in the regime with any balls. while saddam and his little fuck bunnies were hiding all over the place from the coalition, our man Mo was in the middle of baghdad with depleted uranium shells flying past his head, denying that the yanks were anywhere near him

long live Mo

And when saddam was bombed last week, he wasnt killed. But the iraqi's had to call up his 20 or so doubles, and inform them, "good news, saddam has survived. However, there is bad news. He has lost a arm."

I JUST READ IN THE BRITISH PRESS THAT OUR MO HAS BEEN NAMES IN THE "IRAQI DIRTY DOZEN".
HE RANKS ABOUT 6 OR 7.
TOTALLY OUTRAGOUS.

DO I HAVE YOUR PERMISSION TO SURROUND THE PRESS ROOMS AND POUND THEM INTO SUBMISSION.DOGS!!!!!!

Mate, this guy is a comic genius!! He's going to make millions after the war. I wanna see him do a buddy flick with Rowan Atkinson.

Bring back Mo....my appetite for the hilarious has nothing to replace him....
Does anyone have a suggestion of where he may have gone? Really - perhaps like his rhetoric he was actually never there!!!!

Who is this LEIGH? I don't know him, I have never spoken with him, I have never been on this forum before.

I'm not the Lord of Poo, the Americans have kidnapped my password and are using it against the loyal citizens of Uranus.

Don't be afraid, I'm not afraid so don't you be afraid.

I am the new secretary for the Iraqiminister fan club, we have 500 T shirts with his picture on it saying.
There are no weapons of mass destruction, we don't need them, I alone will send the world mad with confusion

Sorry Club policies are
There are no T shirts
There never where any T-shirts
all profits from the sale of the t-shirts went to the rebuilding of Hassans palaces
There is no Cherie Bates

End of Policies
Signed Cherie Bates

This guy is a complete legend. I really want to see him involved in something after the war.
Apparently there is a website all about him. Does anyone know it's address?

'I have not disappeared. I am presently enjoying a smoked weiner at my friend Saddam's favorite restaurant. I am right now looking out the window, where no infidel American bombs have landed. We are simply building a large swimming pool, where we will soon tan our bodies, with the heat of the many burning American Tanks.
Looting? What looting? My fellow citizens are simply going about their normal business relocating furniture and air conditioners, as is normal here at this season.
I will be at the Sheraton all week. Stop in for the show. The Buffet is free. Actually, everything is free. It's all you can carry. So bring all your wives.'

Lies, all lies!!! Mo knows Nothing, Nothing! (like his cousin, Sgt. Schultz).

'The MOAB bomb, everyone knows, it does not exist. It is a whale. It is common knowledge.'

'Who has seen my Iraqi to Russian Dictionary?' It was right here. . .'

'Disguise? I wear no disguise - everyone knows it is American dog casual camo Friday. You did not get the memo? Of course, your Imperial Post Office plan was flawed, and has been changed.'

'I represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild.'

>>>>>>>>>>>

I denounce you all as evil harlots that will be killed until you are dead by the hands of the mighty power. May your she devil wives eat pestilence ridden cheese for all your lives. I laugh at your wardrobes and other storage media.

Take heed of this - you do not exist. I only exist and I made you all up... ..... (Arse that means you exist then)

>>>>>>>

PLEAASE COME BACK MO!!..
As elvis might say in "Always on my mind"

Maybe i didnt hear u quite as good as i should have,

Maybe i didnt watch you quite as often as i could have,

little things i should have said should have done,
i just never took the timee
You were always on my mind, u were always on my mind!!

We love ya Mo, ALL is forgiven
Come to British tv please!!!

After not seeing him for few days. I kinda miss this guy (The Iraqi information minister). I think he is funny .. He can be a perfect comedian...Coalition troops!..Please don't shoot this guy...I hope he is not dead yet....I hope Allah will protect him.

Where does Saddam keep all his CD's?

In Iraq

this is the most amazing character of all the Iraqis. I hope he is alive. in fact, doctors will need him to heal patients with his words.

Well :
"Saddam must disarm, we know he's hiding weapons"
"Our chirugical bombings will not touch civilian targets"
"Shots on foreign press are an unfortunate collateral damage"
and, funniest of all :
"We are coming to free the people of Irak"

Maybe not as fun, but nice wrk though ...

EVERYTHING IS O.K.

EVERYTHING IS O.K.

Dearest Evil Scum Americans:

Sorry I've been out of touch. I've been in the mountains with some government officials, enjoying our annual songfest and pancake breakfast. Then it was off to the holistic center for a high colonic.

I WOULDlike to quash those silly rumors about Saddam being dead. Or me being dead. Or statues being demolished. Looting, schmooting --we GAVE those photocopiers away! They are really high-tech torture devices, and as soon as our beloved citizens get them home, they will turn into robots that will follow our concise orders, which will be psychically conveyed as we sit in group meditation on our specially-made golden toilet seats in our royal palace buried near the earth's core. It's all part of the plan--as always we are in complete and utter control of everything and everyone everywhere at all times. We laugh at the coalition, as they fall deeper into our clutches, completely unaware of our total and absolute victory.

Well, must dash! Thinking of you infidels with complete contempt, and wishing I could be there to wet myself giggling over your moronic belief that you have made the least impression on the great and powerful Iraqui regime.

Ta!

Live on mighty mo !!!!

shirts are not available at welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com nor coffee cups or sweatshirts

"Evil, Western Infidels - - we have you surrounded. Come out with your hands up! Walk very slowly toward us, with your hands raised, or I will be forced to shout more silly names in your general direction. The European Community is ashamed and can not BELIEVE you have fallen so quickly, after all of your taunts that you would crush us swiftly. In a mere 20 days, we have you right where we want you! Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries!!"

Mo in north korea or syria is a great idea, but he allready did well up to now and I really miss his show !!!
Is that really true what is posted on "welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com"?
I mean...I would understand it and maybe this is the best way to safe Mo!!!!
Days ago, I was searching the whole net for Mo-stuff and found this messageboard by accident....but since then I posted my messages and was quiet amused watching all the other ones that understood him nearly the same way I do had as much agood time as you can one in wartimes and the news spreaded even only in this board by numbers. I would also not wonder if mo himself is doin all that from his notebook near Bagdad. However...I`m really glad to see that many people with the same sense for mo like my friends and me in Berlin and all over Germany.
Btw...does anyone beliefe the information that is 63 years old?
In my private surroundment nobody does care what the fuck has happened to Saddam but anybody cares for mo!!!

GO HERE FOR MINISTER OF INFOMATION QUOTES AND MECHANDISE ..

http://64.39.15.171/

I can say, and I am responsible for what I say, that a video (of MO) should be released upon the fanatics. Wait patiently, I only want you to wait patiently, and soon the mercenaries of corporatisation will fuel the fires in your belly and you will see, that I do not lie!!!
This Video, and I ask you again to verify that it will be forthcoming, will be an infidel illusion, it will be from hollywood.
I tell you this is not prattle and by god i think it is very likely. It will show you the places where there is nothing, nothing at all and you will see from this video that I,
like all free people in the world, and there are many, am freely available for the american infidels talk shows or hollywood movies. I say to those villans, be hasty because your disappointment will be huge!!

2013............................TEN YEARS AGO THE IRAQI REGIME WERE SENT TO PRISON FOR A CRIME THEY DIDNT COMMIT,(WELL,MO SAID THEY DIDNT DO IT).
THEY ESCAPED FROM MILITARY STOCKADE TO THE IRAQI UNDERGROUND WHERE THEY BECAME SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE,
SO IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM,(ETHNIC CLEANSING ETC),AND NO ONE ELSE CAN HELP,
AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM,MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE......................MO's TEAM!

DAH-DAH-DAH, DUH-DUH-DUH..........ETC

http://www.mpacuk.org

mo has a good chance of being the new member of a re-formed village people

mss troughout is history is my favourite on http://64.39.15.171/
and has to be continued!!!

i tell you what, no american soldier has ever stepped foot on iraqi soil. the images on television that you see are of iraqi soldiers dressed up as american soldiers in order to trick the americans into a false sense of security. very soon we will make the big push into the american forces and wipe them up with our fake uniforms.

reporter ; are u scared?
mo: puts reassuring hand on repoters shoulder " no and u dont be scared either"
CLASSIC the man should b given a medal

I vote for him to be a new commentator on CNBC, to replace that squeaky-voiced boy from The Industry Standard who hyped so many brilliant ventures, like pets.com.

In all seriousness, this guy is NOT really funny. You should know that to gain his position in the Ba'ath party, he sold out his brother-in-law, who was then exectued. To those of you who are anti-war, I'd like you to name someone in the Pentagon who did that for his position.

I think Tony Blair should employ him as his next Spin Doctor.

He would be great as a Top 10 reader on Letterman.

For TC: who is killing innocent for oil, who is bombing civillian facilities to win an election, who is responsible for the deads of naive and to easy believing us and british soldiers for no reason (where are the weapons of mass destruction? pentagon still did not manage it to bring them to iraq?) does not have any right to judge ohters! Bush, Blair and fellows are democratic war criminals such as bin-laden is a evil terrorist and hussein an evil dictator and murderer. And TC, you dont really want me to discuss about the illusion of grandeur-totally nut-murder-war criminals an pentagon tables like Wolfowitz or rumsfeld that would blow the hole planet to hell for their evil thoughts!!!
bush and blair live in a democrazy...their can simply not afford to kill their own people because they nedd their vot to stay in power! Up to now I have not found any serious source that is proofing the story of selling his brother-in-law...and even if the story is true...do you know the backgrounds???
I like him, he is funny and I know how it is to live in an non-democratic environment, cause I grew up in east germany. You can not judge anyone by democratic means if you have not experienced this. Bush, Blair, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld...they are bad enough in a semi-democratic usa...would not like to see tham as an authocratic regime....these guys would kill our planet earth with their dumbness!

For TC: who is killing innocent for oil, who is bombing civillian facilities to win an election, who is responsible for the deads of naive and to easy believing us and british soldiers for no reason (where are the weapons of mass destruction? pentagon still did not manage it to bring them to iraq?) does not have any right to judge ohters! Bush, Blair and fellows are democratic war criminals such as bin-laden is a evil terrorist and hussein an evil dictator and murderer. And TC, you dont really want me to discuss about the illusion of grandeur-totally nut-murder-war criminals an pentagon tables like Wolfowitz or rumsfeld that would blow the hole planet to hell for their evil thoughts!!!
bush and blair live in a democrazy...their can simply not afford to kill their own people because they nedd their vot to stay in power! Up to now I have not found any serious source that is proofing the story of selling his brother-in-law...and even if the story is true...do you know the backgrounds???
I like him, he is funny and I know how it is to live in an non-democratic environment, cause I grew up in east germany. You can not judge anyone by democratic means if you have not experienced this. Bush, Blair, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld...they are bad enough in a semi-democratic usa...would not like to see tham as an authocratic regime....these guys would kill our planet earth with their dumbness!

Sahaf had a job to do and he did it well . I dont think he himself believed everything he said and was more like a game he was playing . "Those mercenaries ....." . I would love to see him on tv again ; by far the most entertaining character of the war .
I wish they let him live .

Cheers .

Sahaf had a job to do and he did it well . I dont think he himself believed everything he said and was more like a game he was playing . "Those mercenaries ....." . I would love to see him on tv again ; by far the most entertaining character of the war .
I wish they let him live .

Cheers .

Sahaf had a job to do and he did it well . I dont think he himself believed everything he said and was more like a game he was playing . "Those mercenaries ....." . I would love to see him on tv again ; by far the most entertaining character of the war .
I wish they let him live .

Cheers .

way to go dk ; myself not religious or nationalistic . I would like to visit this site called welovetheIraqiinformationminister.com but its been taken of .

try this link: http://64.39.15.171/
What do you mean by: way to go

The main thing: We do not know everything
the war and its start has been nearly as dirty as the iraqi regime...but the important fact is realy that Mo had a job to do and he was great, funny, sarcastic commentating actual facts and allways smiling or with glinting eyes so that you knew he was making fun in bitter times.
I miss him and hope we will be on sreen or on stage again. Every big event brings up people, is forming people...the biggest and most important outcome of this war was the "Mo Al-Sahaf-Show" and that is what we are talking about here.
Cheers Mo.

This guy is truley the only good thing to come out of this war. In all seriousness, he should have his own american t.v show, despite the fact that he HAD to have worked in those mustard gas plants becuase i don't know any information minister (or any minister period, ) that could be as dumb as him. (for all we know, he probably inhaled that shit all his life) Anyway, i still love his soundbites and if Bill clinton almost had his own talk show, Mohommed MUST deserve his very own talk show. Besides, he only lies about the american progress because he wants to show allegiance to Saddam!

Being Law Enforcement here, MO could make a great NARC. He can BS everything and keep a straight face. Course when it comes down to the exchange, "Money there, is no American Infidel Money."

I wish I was back in the Military too, I want to be the guy to capture him and get his John Handcock. "Mr. MO, you are the funniest guy on CNN. Your ratings are beating Friends." Course he is going to deny that I exist, that Sodamn Insane was the leader, and he is an American Hollywood Movie Magic Ghost.

Shit he will even say that Al Gore didn't creat the Internet but HE did!!

Hey,Mo, buddy - This is getting out of hand old friend. This propaganda gig is making you more famous than even I. God be praised, god is great - but why don't you come on out to the place so we can "talk" about your future. Your wife and daughter are already here. We need to "talk" old friend. I'm sure you will be coming here very soon - yes?
See you very soon.

Sadam

To all my adoring fans. I’m pleased to report that I’ am alive and well someplace in Baghdad……but it smells here. Please come rescue your military forces before I resort to Rambo-like tactics. I have a hobo-knife (with optional spoon and tooth pick) that I saved from my Boy Scout days and have become a trained tactician at dealing in human destruction with it. The Coalition forces are in grave danger. Please pass this message to the American Generals in order that they can save their forces from certain destruction. I intend on surfacing from my place of concealment, the sewer manhole at the intersection of Saddam Blvd, and Hussein Parkway at noon GMT tomorrow! It is then that the bloodletting shall begin unless the infidels make the proper decision and vacate the premises. As soon as I eliminate all the infidels, I shall move to Hollywood and continue my clogging career. I hope you will all come visit me and we can share a few lighthearted moments and you may kiss my hand. Remember, I’ am very serious, there is still time to save your fighting forces.

1. I hope MSS isn't dead.
2. I hope MSS has a good sense of humor because
a. Comedians in every language will do him.
b. Somebody is going to write the book "Inside the Head of MSS, the Iraqi Information Minister".
c. Somebody is going to turn it into a movie.
d. Some university will teach MSS 101, The New Theory of Political Spin.

At Last night's 2010 ESPY's , the award for best warcasting team went to ABC's Monday Night Battle. Reminicsent of MNB's predecessor, Monday Night Football with the unflappable Frank Gifford on play by play, the wiley loose cannon ol' vet Dandy Don Meridith and the always outragious man we loved to hate Howard Cosell, ABC teamed Retiring Leiutenant General Vincent Brooks on play by play, with color commentator Ollie North, but the addition of Mohammend "Bagdad Bob" Sahhaf in Midseason following Geraldo Rivera's unfortunate sand-strator accident proved to be the magic ingredient. Bagdad Bob's colorful halftime insults feature became an instant hit.

Presenting the award was Bagdad Bob's friend former President George W Bush. As you all remember, Bagdad Bob was granted immunity and US citizenship in 2004 by the former President after intelligence reports determined that Bagdad Bob was really the son of an oil executive born in Houston Tx and kidinapped by Iraqi Bathists during a family trip to Bazra in the 1960's.

When informed of this intelligence information Pres. Bush was quoted as saying "...I knew that anyone with balls that big had to be from Texas . I wonder if he wants a job".

I would like to interest the Information Minister in some swamp land in florida: Only a few alligators, good view of Guantanamo Bay.

No alligator, no Guantanamo, no Florida. Only clog in Hollywood with comrads.

I was amazed at the journalists who took him seriously and were unable to see his quite deliberate humour. I hope he survives and does well. He showed tremendous courage.

at joejoe:

great comment...hope it will come true.

By the way:

I`ve got the information that Mo is starting his
new radion station "Radio Free USA" within the next day
out of an airplan of the mighty iraqi airforce in order to give us-citizens
the truth about their defeat and to prepare them for the upcoming
iraqi invasion to bring them freedom and destroy their
weapons of mass destruction to make the worl safer!
God bless the iraqi army and the american people that will be
free soon!

Did you all sign the petition?

http://www.petitiononline.com/nj8×8340/petition.html

Hello everybody!!!
For cool pictures of Mo, t-shirts, underwear, mugs etc check http://www.theiraqiinformationminister.com
It's cool site, check specially the pics in the latest news... well done guys!!!

Greetings U.S. (Unholy Slimebuckets):

Made the rounds this weekend--busy, busy, busy. Attended a Hussein family 'do--drank Koolaid and ate Keebler fudge sticks (just love those little elves--the pointy shoes, the green outfits--but they NEED berets, tilted smartly on their little heads--and horn-rimmed glasses, all worn with a jaunty air). But enough about me--you may have heard some rumors about our 7 guests leaving their luxury accommodations--lies, lies, lies. The truth is, they enjoyed their stay and were sad to leave. After all, we treated them just as we treat our own--and what's a little rough-housing among friends? We gave them tires to sleep on, hooks to hang each other on, and they were free to sponge-bathe with our patented mosquito repellant, which comes, as you know, in six different mind-altering fragrances. So let's not argue and quibble about "Who-Killed-Who"--it's party time here in Baghdad! I for one, am sporting a conical hat with elastic string under my chin, and it is decorated with tiny little bunnies.

As for the coalition--we're still waiting for you to get here--you didn't even RSVP, and frankly, we're a bit miffed. First you say you're coming--then you don't show up--we even sacrificed our oil wells to send a signal fire--and as if THAT weren't enough, you make up all these stories about how you killed a bunch of us, and took over our airports! What are you--insane? Out of touch with reality? In complete denial??

We offer to treat you to our own special brand of hospitality--Praise God, who I know for a fact agrees with me in all things--We offer to torture you in numerous interesting and profoundly humiliating ways, spray you with disinfectant, and remove appendages, using no anesthetic, for no extra charge.
As yet, we have not had the joy of sharing this experience with you, and STILL you persist in spreading vicious rumors about how you're "liberating Iraq citizens" and "freeing them from a regime which denies them freedom and dignity as humans"--bla, bla, bla--do you even hear yourselves, blathering away with this incoherent nonsense?!? The truth is, we're luring you in and you will be OURS soon--ALL OURS!! TO DO WITH AS WE WILL!!! (evil laugh, taught by Saddam & co.) You don't believe me? Would this comical face, complete with googly eyes, round pug nose and vacant expression, lie to you?

Yours Truly,
The Minister Of Information

There is a site you can purchase mugs, shirts, mousepads etc of the Iraqi Information minister.
www.theiraqiinformationminister.com
I'm thinking of buying a pair of underwear for all the CNN crew there :) Yes... beleive it or not they do have them on that site.

Evildoers:

Word has reached my ears that you don't believe a word I've said so far. Perhaps you think me stupid, a little slow on the uptake, dim-witted, imbecilic. Perhaps you believe that my brain is crammed, ear-to-ear, with peanut butter.

Ha!

That's not how they see me in Hollywood! I've just sold movie rights to the story of my life: "Tea with Saddam: How I found my calling during a panty-raid in the dormitory of an all-girls college in California, when they kidnapped me as a sorority prank and mailed me in a box with holes punched in it, to Baghdad."

I titter, indeed I CHORTLE in your general direction! My flatulence knows no bounds! I cast duck with orange sauce onto the slimy heads of the coalition and say "Nay" when asked if I am convinced that you exist!

So There!

Call ME "Mister Magoo," will you??

i think this guy or ppl like him should be killed .

you nameless should be set in a T-55 russian tank and send again an abrams, Apache, A-10, clsuter bombs etc. you little coward!

btw: Victoria Clarke should face the same destiny....when I see her or rumsfeld, ari fleischer, wolfowitz a.s.o. doing press conferences and hear their BS I realy wish Mo would be there and give them a lesson. And even if you are not a freind of Mo and take him very serious you would realy wish to hear and see him instead of these murderers behind their desks. Stop talking BS Victoria and take you fellow chicken into a trench, then I would like to hear you again!

Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) be a nice actor to potray the lovable mr.
Mo Sahaf. Hollywood wake up!!!!!!!

In the molds of Bob Hope, Mr. Bean, Chevy Chase, Mel Brooks...... we welcome
the new comedy star of Hollywood.....

Mr. MO SAHAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MO IS ALIVE AND WELL! WORKING FOR THE DETROIT RED WINGS. "THE REPORTS OF A DUCKS VICTORY ARE FALSE!!!! WE HAVE CRUSHED THEM!!! THE BLUE LINE HAS BECOME THEIR TOMB!! ALL IS WELL AND WE ARE WAITING TO DESTROY OUR NEXT UNHOLY MATCH UP IN THE SECOND ROUND!!!!"

Ken
Re:Mugs and Tshirts
I have found a UK site selling comical ali Goods too, nice selection of designs
www.coffeemugshop.co.uk
Ideal for the UK market saving on carriage time costs etc

We think info minister is great but think he should change his name to.AL SHITE EM

Hi Mr. sahaf. I'm very abset Because I couldn't see u from long time, so that I didn't follow the war news. u was as the fruit of this war. hope 2 b apper again

I'd like to point out that MSS had a terrible job! He reported directly to Saddam, and for him to tell, to the world press, much less Saddam that Iraq was losing the war, would have had him making his next appearance with only one hand, and / or no tongue.
Sure the guy worked for a jerk, but you have to admit, he proved that when your life is on the line, you'll tell them what they want to hear.
Latest reports have MSS holed up in his house, ashamed or afraid to step outside. I know little about Middle Eastern culture, but I wonder if part of his shame is being proven to have lied? He had to have known Iraq was going to lose the war, but he had to make a choice; say what Saddam wanted to hear, and later be seen as a liar, or tell the truth and be killed?
I think he made the right choice, and hope that he can be urged out, forgiven and again live his life. I suspect that underneath that bravodo, is a man who is not all that bad a guy. Imagine the book he could write!

Argon