Let it be known that it is only 5:30 on Friday and I am already quite inebriated.
Please forgive anything posted from here on.
I am not wearing pants, as per Mr. Pirillo. (see post below)
You better not be wearing pants either.
As a matter of fact, I want pictures of all of you. Pantless.
Oh for crying out loud, keep those undies on. I don't want your thang wigglin' in my face.
Let's go. Pantless for Peace! Undies for USA!
That means you too, you males.