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michele
is a
Banana-Eating War Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 7.4



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defeat michele, enter your name:

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Comments

EEP!
EEPEEPEEPEEP!

Hey! I'm a toast eating paladin monkey!
But Michele beat me... I only got a 7.0...

melly
the
Bone-Eating Psycho Monkey

Battle Rating : 7.9

melly wins!

bone-eating? how cool and accurate is that?

Kymberlie the Coconut-Eating Samurai Monkey beats everyone so far! Ahahahahahahaha!

SondraK
the
Crumpet-Eating Pirate Monkey

Battle Rating : 7.7
And Seven is MY number, even have a pet named Seven! HEH!

Melly, that said bone, not boner.

Ralph, the Fruit Eating Monkey, kicks your ass BIG TIME with a 9.1!

Ok, how the fuck can a fruity monkey beat a samurai?

Frank the Man-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey wins with a 9.7... lol

I may stink, but file13 beat you. He wails on everything, I think.

damn 9.1

I named it after the Japanese battle ship from WWII, and Evangelion's Rey witn blue hair of course.

I'll take you all on!




Ayanami

is a

Kebab-Eating Peace Monkey



...with a Battle Rating of 1.4





To
see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can

defeat Ayanami, enter your name:


EEP!!! That didn't work!
Take this!!
Ayanami is a Kebab-Eating Peace Monkey with a Battle Rating of 1.4.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.

Jonathan the Gravel-Eating Pirate Monkey
Battle Rating : 8.2

Hmm, at least I beat Michele. I can live with that.

"Frank the Man-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey" at a chest-beating ninepointseven even beats kymberlie at a husk-picking 8.1.

But then kymberlie even gets whupped by my middle name, John , the Purple People Eating Psycho Monkey at 8.6.

On the other hand, my first name, David, turns out to be a librarian; I was a librarian once.

Score not worth posting, but better than nickname Dave.

Och! Yer all a buncha pikers. Be careful, or I'll sic me wee little HAGGIS-EATING SUPER MONKEY (9.3) on ye.

Kyle is a Pasta-Eating Assassin Monkey... with a Battle Rating of 7.1

Oh, and congrats on your anti-bloggie!

heh... it's so fun to see how many people play with monkey's. :)

I can't believe it. Michele beats Large beef Dick....this fight is fixed

Owen is a Rhubarb-Eating Vampire Monkey with a Battle Rating of 5.1

Heh. A pathetic showing, but it has a nice ring to it (smile).

Well, it should have said boner.

My last name kicked michele's ass. My first name got something like a 0.4.

I'm going to hide now....

Stiles, my middle name, rules the monkey kingdom with a 9.8 battle rating. I disagree totally with the man eating pirate monkey part though...

Rumsfeld is a fire-eating super monkey with a battle rating of 8.8

How embarrassing
I don wanna pway no mo

ok thas bedda
D Mills is a crumpet eating
pirate monkey 7.7

Coco our cat just beat you, 7.9.
Thank god I was running out of names, I even tried the Simpsons, homer came closest!

O.K. It's broken now, it says Chirac gets 8.5 and is a Beef-Eating War Monkey.
My arse!!!!!!

Ha! I got a 9.4. Used all three names though :-)

OB

da kiltboi
the
Garlic-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey

Battle Rating : 9.7

Fear my garlic breath weapon!

Michael

I am a Brain-Eating Magic Monkey with a battle rating of 9.5! Muwaahahahaaa!!

leo
the
Chocolate-Eating Zombie Monkey

Battle Rating : 1.6

sad :(