on the question of the empire
To everyone who offered to be a scantily clad slave girl: please send photos.
Everyone else, you can be whatever you want but it will cost $100 in registration fees.
My empire, my rules. Now cough up or get out.
the registration fee also pays for your very own slave girl/man, all of whom are over 21 years of age and were stolen from the contortionist school on the next island