my empire will strike back
A political unit having an extensive territory or comprising a number of territories or nations and ruled by a single supreme authority.
Depsite the fact that the U.S.A. is not an empire, some people still insist on throwing that word around like a football.
However, in order to give those people something to bitch about, I am going to start my own empire.
Yes, there will be scantily clad slave-girls.
Join now before it's too late and I take over your life with hostility instead of peaceful negotiations.
I am Empire. Hear me roar!