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right now i'm wearing an outfit that is made from dead swans

Holy shit, I won an Anti-Bloggie!

It should come as no surprise that I won the award for "Biggest Whiner After Being Delinked."

I'd like to thank the committee (I hope you liked the suitcase of cash I sent you), everyone who voted for me (the promise of sexual favors expires August 2003) and those who delinked me, without whom this award would not have been possible. And I'd like to thank those whose words of wisdom kept me going through the long, dark nights; Snoop Dogg, Tammy Faye Baker and The Great Kazoo. You guys rock the hizzouse, you are my inspiration. Fo shizzle.

I'd just like to add, We live in a time where we have fictitious contest results that elect a fictitious contest winner, who's sending us to competition for fictitious reasons, whether it's the fiction of awards or the fiction of better stats. Shame on you, Mr. Davezilla!"


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Huh? What? Searches for coffee...

Congratulations, Michele.


Didn't you mean "fictition"?

Or was it "fictitionousable"?


Hey!! Are you mocking Bjork??? Blasphemy! She is a GODDESS!!!

And, in congratulations, you get linked.

I plan to de-link you later just to test the theory.

Best...acceptance speech...EVER!



Let's see, I'll have to vote for you and de-link you to get sexual favors? How long will this voting and de-linking take?

Yes, very god acceptance speech. You won!