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venomfly

Look! The newest Pokemon is here!

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Newsday photo/Mayita Mendez

Evolves into the venomoth

This pokemon can be found wherever protesters gather. It's special power is sprinkling magic fairy dust all over the world so we can live in peace and harmony with ponies and lollipops for everyone. When provoked into a fight, it can be heard chanting "it's all about the oiiiiilllll!"

Comments

what's up with the sissy protesters with the masks? I thought they had the courage to stand up for their convictions. The guy in your "Let our Tables Go" post is wearing a bandana like a outlaw cowboy or something. I thought half of the fun of protesting was the attention you got, coupled with the pbj sandwiches in the holding cells