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this is really getting too easy

At Democratic Underground:

Ok, I know I sound like a nut, but I don't give a shit. I had a weird dream last night that GW was Hitler reincarnated. When I got out of bed this morning, I did a search online and found that Hitler died on April 30, 1945 and GW was born on July 6, 1946.

So, assuming that Babs did the usual 38 week pregnancy (266 days give or take), that means she got knocked up by Poppy around October 15, 1945. Which means Babs got pregnant almost 6 months TO THE DAY after Hitler died.

Somebody's been sniffing The Pentagon's Wacky Juice again!


Some people just don't think.

Excuse me. When did pregnancy become 38 weeks long?

Whoever wrote this should take up bad country and western songwriting....

isn't"bad C&W writing" a bit redundant."We have both kinds of music,country AND western"

Thanks for posting this. I needed a good laugh.

As was heard in the Democratic Underground clubhouse, "Facts? Facts? We don' need no steenkin' facts!"

I was born in Uniontown, Pennsylvania, less than one mile away from the birthplace of General George C. Marshall, and NINE MONTHS TO THE DAY after his death. Add to that the fact that as a child, my great-great uncle and he were childhood friends, and I tell you it's incontrovertible PROOF that I am the reincarnated spirit of the General.

Yeah, whatever....

My husband lived in Uniontown, PA for a while. I wonder if that means he was related to you in a past life on another planet...

"Which means Babs got pregnant almost 6 months TO THE DAY after Hitler died"

Okay, did I read that right? Barbra Streisand is Bush's real mom? And she was impregnated by Hitler 6 months after he died?

Holy shit, I think the fumes at DU got to me for a minute there.

So what. Walt Disney died about 2 weeks before I was born in December of 1966, and I've always thought with my creative side and love of Disney stuff that I must be him reincarnated.

Damn. I forgot last night. During the 2000 election, a number of people had some fun with the fact that Al Gore was born just about nine months after the so-called "Roswell Incident". That one makes a lot more sense than any of the others.

According to the Tibetan Book of the Dead, the soul undergoes a 40-day "waiting period" after death, after which it moves on (to its next incarnation or elsewhere).

Gotta incorporate that into the timeline.