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she did what to me?

If I don't post anything on Tuesday, it's because I'll be sitting in on this trial.

I have a feeling the "I slept through the entire menage-a-trois with my sister-in-law and brother" defense isn't going to fly.


For some reason, I keep thinking of potato chip slogans. "Betcha can't eat just one".... "Once you pop, you can't stop"....

I love it that they said she actually wouldn't have been "in this position" if she had stopped.

You bring the coffee, I'll bring the donuts!

Why is it alway horribly unattractive people doing these kinds of things?

I have yet to see this headline...

"Supermodel arrested for giving out random blowjobs on LIRR train"

Wait... I have seen that but it was in a cheap Swedish pr0n movie...

Think of the advertising this could be for the benefits of public transportation!