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and then they dressed her up like robert smith...

We were all wrong in regards to our Elizabeth Smart theories.

She was actually held hostage by a cult of Goths who tried to brainwash her by making her listen to Bauhaus and Joy Division 24 hours a day.

My god. People are so, so cruel.

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Joy Division? Well at least then it wasn't too hard on her.

Is it just me or does this whole story seem like a distraction from the real news?

At least they didn't make her listen to "Sister Christian." ;c]

gee, ya know, i would've kind of liked that ;) as long as they threw in some depeche mode, smiths, and erasure, i wouldn't have wanted to come home.

Jeez.. I think I dated that guy in high school.