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Some of my favorite movie lines, apropos of the post from this morning:

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?

Death is... whimsical... today.

It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life.

They're coming to get you, Barbara!

Oh my God, the quarterback is toast.

Please don't kill me freaky Jason.

Sorry about the mess.

Amoebas don't make motorcycles and atomic bombs!

You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife.

Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're fuckin' up the rotation.

You got knocked the fuck out.

I kick ass for the Lord.

The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. Taking all the fun out of the job.

What, you thought I would tell you the movie, too? That's your job.

And that's only about 1/100th of my favorite movie lines.

Girl's gotta eat and drink sometimes, you know.


And this one?

"Are we awake?"
"We're not sure ... are we ... black?"
"Yes we are."
"Then ... we're awake ... but we're very puzzled."

-- or --

"What in the Wild Wild World of Sports is goin' on here?!? I paid you all to build a railroad, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"

Man, I do love Boondock Saints.

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" -- Reservior Dogs

"He must have thought it was white boy day." -- True Romance

"Sorry about the mess." -- Predator 2 (and probably a lot of others :) )

"Oh my God, the quarterback is toast." -- Heathers ?

Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.

Wolfman's got nards!

"Oh my God, the quarterback is toast."

Die Hard 1

Title: Return Of The Living Dead Part Two.

"self improvement is masturbation"
Tyler Durden
Fight Club

Nigel: It's very special, because, as you can see the numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and....
Marty: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel: Exactly.
Marty: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty: I don't know.
Nigel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel: [Pause.] These go to eleven.

[Nigel Tufnel is showing Marty DiBergi one of his favourite guitars.]
Nigel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty: I don't hear anything.
Nigel: Well you would though, if it were playing.

"You're so cool, you piss ice cubes!"

Love me some Dead Alive.

"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Well, not all of it."

I'll be outside, if you want to do anything about it. I'm a lot drunker than you, so it'll be a fair fight. The Caine Mutiny

You think you're God!
I gotta model myself after someone. Manhannan

He lives inside his own heart, and that's an awfully big place. Sling Blade

(While working to disarm a nuclear bomb) DaVoe, get out of here!
(Laughs) Okay, I'll be in the truck. The Peacemaker

These days, better to appear guilty than impotent.The Sum Of All Fears

I could be gay.
Have you or have you not had sex with men?
Well...that's defining it rather narrowly.
The Last Days Of Disco

"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son-of-a-bitch!"

"Look around you, Kevin! You have to admit that the entire 20th century was mine!"

- the Devil's Advocate

Grieg: "I'll have a plan by the time we get to The Frontier."
{Alarm bell goes off as soon as he finishes speaking}
Alex: "What's that?"
Grieg: "The Frontier."

What movie is this from? "I know you're up there 'cause I can smell your brains!"

Oh, yes, a couple more.

For Alan: "Actually, to let out a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch!"

For Michael Wagner: "I wanna show you a little trick Mother showed me when you weren't around."

"Bark all day" - Reservoir Dogs
"White boy day" - True Romance
"Death is whimsical" - The Professional
"Appreciate life" -- The Professional
"Barbara" - Night of the Living Dead
"quarterback is toast" - Die Hard
"Sorry about the mess" - Star Wars
"Amoebas" - Akira
"You tripped" - The Last Boy Scout
"Puff Puff give" - Friday
"Kick ass for the Lord" - Dead Alive

You just quoted a most of my DVD collection. :)

Other quotes from DVDs I have:

"My god! I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"

"Fire! Fire! Cat!"

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

"Son, you've got a panty on your head."

"Monsters, John! Monsters from the Id!"

"I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise!"

"No, a person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it." -- K (MIB)

"One time, at band camp..." (American Pie)