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attention sxsw attendees

Hey, if anyone reading this is at SXSW and you're hanging around for the bloggies today, could you do me a favor? If I win one of those awards that I was nominated for but declined the nomination but had my nomination left intact anyhow, maybe you could accept it for me and give a little speech that says something like "I dedicate this award to Hans Blix" or something like that?

Kidding.

If I do (by some longshot being that I alienated almost everyone in the blogging world,) win one of the awards, please do the following:

If I win best political blog, which I will not but just in case, please tell them I respectfully decline the award and pass it on to LGF.

If I win best American weblog, please tell them I respectfully decline the award and pass it on to Baz.

If I win Weblog of the Year, please tell them I respectfully decline the award and pass it on to Davezilla.

If I win none of them, which is the most likely scenario, please buy a shot of tequila and toast all the winners for me. I'll pay you back. Really.

Comments

You're dredging up the Bloggies debate, dear...

Nah, not really. I don't want to debate anything, I just want people to enjoy a nice shot of tequila.

ears perk Tequila?

Well, I am at the bloggies... but you're not, what a damn shame! If only they had a printer I'd print up your instructions and follow them - but my memory just isn't that good!! :-) I just wish other bloggers had their website printed in big bold letters so I'd know who the hell they are!