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yea,l i'm 40 and still scared of my parents

It just dawned on me that even though my parents aren't exactly internet-literate, they just might find this site from TROOPtrax, which they know about. So, just in case:

Dear Mom and Dad,

If you would like, I could put a star next to all the entries you shouldn't read. But that might be all of them.

Dad, you can see from most of my posts here (tonight's not included) that I have, indeed, become a right-winger of sorts and you'll always have that to be proud of.

Mom, you always said I needed help. Here's your proof.

By the way, your other daughters have known about this site for a while. If you look through the archives, you can find all the posts where they bitch about you in the comments.

Would it help if I posted some pictures of cute bunny rabbits or my smiling children?

I love you!

P.S. Dad, I got my sense of humor from you, so part of this is your fault. And mom, I owe all my bitchiness to you. So, blame yourselves.

P.P.S. Hey, I'm listening to Doo-Wop. The Five Satins! The Penguins!

You still love me, right?

Comments

If I wouldn't do what you just did if I were in your shoes, I might call that pathetic. Ok, hell, it was pathetic.

just kidding

It's important to keep in mind that's 40 chronologically, 20 mentally and 5 socially.

I think Jonathan is stalking me.

(jumps up and down behind Jonathan while waving arms)

Think of it more like a one night stand. ;)

I told my folks about my blog shortly after I started it -- I didn't want them to be "the last to know." And it's helpful for them to know what's going on in my life without my having to update them on everything by phone.