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From Boing Boing, comes this map of deviant sexual behavior.
I'm trying to find myself on there but I'm lost in a sea of things I know nothing about.

Under "animal transformation" it says human parrots, which in my mind is a sexual desire for Kevin Parrot. I can live with that.

I'll be the first to admit that I have some rather deviant fetishes (no I will not tell you about them) - but some of these fall into the does.not.compute. category.

Popping zits, farting, gas pedal pumping, insect bites - I guess nothing says orgasm like pull my finger, eh?

I would, however, like to know more about the people who get off on A-Bombs and guns. Just for research purposes, of course.

Well, I did find at least five places I could fit in. Go ahead, guess. This should be interesting.


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The doo-doo one kills me. How can anyone...? It's just...I mean...I'd almost say anyone with a feces fetish ought to be committed, but I hear mental institutions are fond of giving the enemas, so how would they ever get any better?

The car crash thing achieves extreme looposity; and if anyone ever told me they had an Expectoration Fetish, I would stop hanging out with them. Who wants to feel uncomfortable and sexually harrassed by someone every time you hock a loogy around them?

I am sort of melancholy that nothing I like places me in the category of 'Magical Freak', though. I'd love to be able to introduce myself that way - "No ifs, ands, or buts about it - you're spending the night with Kevin Parrott, Magical Freak."

After reading that chart I feel like I should take a bath in Easy Off Oven Cleaner.

Damn. Unless I'm not reading closely enough, all of my favorite practices have been bumped from the chart.

I'm so f***ing mainstream now.

I've always been a fan of raging sex with women. I'm so deviant.

Katharine Gates, the authoress of this site, has been covering sexual deviance for some time now: her book Deviant Desires provides a pretty good overview of a lot of this stuff. I defy anyone to read it and not find something in it that doesn't may you go ewww!

As the man says, "Anyone who wants to get intimate with former food or former people should be kept away from polite society."

Other than that, anything goes, so long as it is restricted to consenting adults...

But where does "Jesus fuck" fit into the chart?

Let me see, Michele:

You kinda dig furries. Bondage gives you the giggles but is fun. Ditto role play. And some clothing ripping.

How'd I do? :-)

human parrots must be Jimmy Buffet fans