Make Love And War!
Continuing with my string of posts in which I avoid talking about the crushing feeling of doom that has come over me tonight, I am going to take Asparagirl's advice and:
Fuck For Freedom!
Personally, I plan on dedicating tonight's hot-and-heavy boink with my fiance to the Lysistrata Project chicks. Who says political protest should only be defined by denial and inaction? And why not have more fun than the peacenik gals at their own inane game?
Withholding sex for peace? I don't know about you, but if I go without sex for too long I turn into one cranky bitch.
I'm going to do my part for the pro-liberation of Iraq movement tonight. I'm going to ride my husband until we both pass out from exhaustion. And then I'll wake him up later on and do it again. And maybe, just for kicks, I'll scream out Tony Blair's name at the end.
Or maybe Tim Blair
Comments
My wife sounds like Slim Pickens ridin' that H-bomb........
MonkeyPants
Imperial Falconer
Posted by: MonkeyPants | March 4, 2003 10:09 PM
Good Gawd Almighty!
Excuse me, I must be going. I have a date with my wife and she is going to put my spine out of place for freedom.
Posted by: Brent | March 4, 2003 10:44 PM
Sounds kind of like the bomb shelter scene from "Grease 2"!
Posted by: BillH | March 4, 2003 10:58 PM
Unfortunately I am currently not in any sort of relationship where sex is available. However, I am willing to do it for freedom. Any takers?
Posted by: Inscrutable American | March 4, 2003 11:08 PM
Inscrutable, for all you single folks out there, I think it's time to create a new movement - the Jerk for Justice. If you can't score one for freedom with another, score one for justice by yourself. (I am so please with myself, I could pop)
Posted by: Kevin | March 4, 2003 11:10 PM
I was I could "Fuck for Freedom" but my girlfriend is a Democrat :(
Oh well...maybe I could just "think" about freedom while we do it.
Posted by: Bill Saxton | March 4, 2003 11:21 PM
She could pick a cause too. Pick a cause (and I apologize in advance for these): Pork for Peace, Orgasms for the New World Order, Do It for Diplomacy, Bumpin' Uglies for the UN, Copulating for Corporate Responsibility, Fornication for Fundamentalism (ok, maybe not the democrats), or Inflagrante Delicto for Inspections.
Posted by: Kevin | March 4, 2003 11:30 PM
Bush for Bush
Posted by: Odie | March 4, 2003 11:50 PM
hey, it works. cause one way or another, under this administration, everyone is getting fucked.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | March 5, 2003 12:18 AM
...Sodomy for Saddam.
Posted by: IWuvLGF | March 5, 2003 01:01 AM
Thanks BillH,for restarting "Cool Rider" in my brain.Really,thanks.Kill me now.
Posted by: mbruce | March 5, 2003 01:06 AM
Banging for Bombing Baghdad...
Posted by: HH | March 5, 2003 01:13 AM
Um, you're going to post pics, right?
Posted by: Ken Summers | March 5, 2003 08:59 AM
Lick for Liberty?
Hey, we're trying for a baby anyway. If conception happens around invasion time, we'll have a "freedom baby" on our hands...
Posted by: Chrees | March 5, 2003 01:22 PM
i can't believe i just read a comment with a grease 2 reference.
ever wonder what the hell michelle pfieffer was doing trying to pass her self off as a HS student? i think she was 40 there.
and mbruce, i was ok with grease 2 until you mentioned cool rider. i'm gonna have to blast some metalica for at least an hour to remove that from my brain.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | March 5, 2003 01:29 PM
I [heart] Grease 2. It's a shining example of the "so bad it's good" film. Plus, it makes for some great earworms:
"Whooooo-ooooooo
Who's that guy?"
and
"We're gonna sco-oo-oore tonight"
But forget about Rock-a-Hula Luau. That's just depraved.
(Yes, I own the CD.)
Posted by: Asparagirl | March 5, 2003 01:52 PM
Any men (or hell, women -- I don't care!) who are having sex withheld from them, e-mail me, damn it! "Let's Do it For Our Country" !!! ;)
Posted by: dawn | March 5, 2003 03:00 PM
It's your patriotic duty, dawn...
Posted by: HH | March 5, 2003 04:26 PM
Sex? Sex? I remember it, vaguely... something about "fish" and "bicycles"... or was that the Jamie Lee Curtis movie?
Fucking Alzheimer's...
Posted by: Kim du Toit | March 5, 2003 04:50 PM
I'm married with a 6 month old. Anyone care to refresh my memory about this sex thing?
Posted by: Robb | March 5, 2003 08:09 PM