i have a lot of class. it's all low.
Nothin' could be finer
Than to be in her vagina
In the moooooooooor-ning...
And then later, he says:
Nothin' could be sweeter
Than to have her etc.
If you don't know what the "etc.," is, you will have to ask a guy, because this blog is too classy for that kind of smut.
Well this blog is the opposite of classy, Dave. So I won't hesitate to say that around these parts, it was sung as:
Nothin' could be sweeter
Than to spread her legs and eat her
In the moooooooooor-ning
Now, don't forget to leave your panties for the cunnilungus fairy tonight, ladies.
Comments
Yeah, great. I leave out a plate of cookies and a Fosters Oilcan for Jolly Ol Saint Lickanuts and it doesn't work for me.
You girls get all the lick....I mean luck.
Posted by: Robb | March 4, 2003 06:05 PM
The way I heard that was:
Nothing could be sweeter
Than her sucking on my peter
In the mooooorning...
Posted by: Mike | March 4, 2003 07:10 PM
What is cunnilungus, anyway?
Posted by: Mike | March 4, 2003 07:13 PM
Yeah Mike, that's the way I always heard it too.
Posted by: Rita | March 4, 2003 07:25 PM
Margaritas and conversation about possibilities leads to a VERY exciting afternoon but a very boring night if others don't want to play......
Posted by: Bon | March 4, 2003 09:17 PM
Ever since I first heard that version of the song, those words are what I hear when I hear the song. Even in cartoons!
Posted by: BillH | March 4, 2003 10:25 PM
Isn't "cunnilingus fairy" an oxymoron?
Posted by: Bill Dennis | March 4, 2003 11:24 PM
AAARRRGGGHHH.
And here I thought I was incredibly original for coming up with smutty alternate lyrics for "Carolina in the Morning."
Posted by: Tatterdemalian | March 5, 2003 02:00 AM
Now that's the kind of morning breath you can take to work!
Posted by: another kevin | March 5, 2003 01:21 PM
So how was it?
Posted by: Robb | March 6, 2003 09:51 AM