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sunday song

As promised last night and delivered tonight, a new song. Tonight's request comes from Greg, who cryptically asked for this song by just quoting a lyric.

Faith No More - RV - for the little bit of white trash that resides in us all.

Let me know what you think.

(Hey, does anyone have that script where you can put in a yes/no poll right into your MT code?)


Backside melts into the sofa
My world my TV and my food
Besides listening to my belly gurgle
There ain't much else to do
Yeah, I sweat a lot
Pants fall down everytime I bend over
My feet itch
Yeah - I married a scarecrow

I hate you
Talkin' to myself
Everybody's staring at me
I'm only bleedin'

Someone taps me on the shoulder every 5 minutes
No on speaks English anymore
Would anybody tell me if I was getting stupider?

I hate you
Talkin' to myself
You don't feel it after awhile
You take the beating

I'm a swingin' guy
Throw a belt over the shower curtain rod
And swing---
Toss me inside a hefty
And put me in the ground

A drink needs me
I don't
I ain't about to guzzle no tears
So kiss my ass
Newscasters, cockroaches, and desserts

I hate you
Talking to myself
Everbody's staring at me
I'm only bleeding

Where are the kids?
Maybe getting pregnant or on drugs or on welfare
on top of the world on the honor roll on parole
on the dodgers on the backs of milk cartons
on stakes in the middle of cornfields
on covers of future history books on old lady's mantles
walkin' on water nailed on crosses

I think it's time I had a talk with my kids
I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me


Some of us are taking this a little personally. ;)

I don't need artists to tell me how to be depressed thank you - I can do that all by my self to absolute perfection.

That's why I listen to Bjork. It's funny to imagine adding an extra verse to one of her one-day-you'll-fall-in-love sortta songs so that it says "then one day you'll get all depressed and start abusing your family - and whether you get divorced or not you'll be miserable for the rest of your life and die unloved"

Funny, but I'm so glad she doesn't write this sorta thing.


Yo Joshua: "Lighten up, Francis." ;p