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friday night music

They were talking about bad song lyrics today at The Corner and NRO

Well, it's Friday evening and I'm drunk before 7. If it's bad song lyrics you want, it's bad song lyrics you got. Friday night also means a new music upload for you. Combining both subjects I bring you The Left Rights with Take a Shit

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Blame the Tequila and the stressed out week. I apologize in advance.

I have tons of bad song lyrics. I'm sure you do too. But these take the cake.

I promise to put better music up later. Would you prefer punk or metal?

Shit, I wanna take a shit
Everybody wanna take a shit
Come on come on
Shit, I wanna take a shit
Everybody wanna take a shit
Shit, I wanna take a shit
Everybody wanna take a shit
Come on come on
Shit, I wanna take a shit
Everybody wanna take a shit

I will now tell you about the poo
If you dont drop the poo
The poo dumps you
If you dont drop the poo
The poo dumps you
You all go to school and learn about the poo

Shit ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Come on come on
Shit ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Come on come on
Cats, I wanna check the cats (meow)
Everybody wanna check the cats (MEOW)
Come on come on

Shit, I wanna take a shit
Everybody wanna take a shit
Shit, do do do do do do do do do
Come on come on do do do do do do do do do

I will now tell you about the poo
If you dont drop the poo
The poo dumps you
If you dont drop the poo
The poo dumps you
You all go to school and learn about the poo

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Comments

Wow. That tops even The Butthole Surfers' "The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave"

Theres a time to fuck
and a time to crave.

Butt the Shah sleeps
in Lee Harvey's Grave.

There's a time to shit
and a time for god.

The last shit I took
was pretty fucking odd.

Go. Gooooooo. Gooooooooo.

There's a time for drugs
and a time to be sane.

Let Jimi Hendrix make love
to Marilyn's remains.

There's a time to live
and a time to die.

I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails
when I wanna get hiiiiigh.

Go. Gooooooo. Gooooooooo.

Michael

Wow. That's even worse than "Surfer Bird". I didn't think that was possible.

As I reexamine these lyrics in the cold, hard light of day, with a cuppa java under my belt, I do have to say that my opinion of these lyrics has not changed a bit. Though that Butthole Surfers one is a close second.