who wants to marry a dictator?
I figured out how Fox can capitalize on the success of Joe Millioniare.
See, they can't actually have a second season of the show, because the "surprise" is already known and no one would sign up to be a contestant. So, new season, new twist.
The dude is suave and worldy. He has the papers to prove that he is indeed worth two billion dollars.
The girls swoon over this tall, dark and handsome man who needs a translator.
Of course, the twist revealed at the end is that he is a ruthless dictator.
Will the winner stay with him and share in his millions even though the rest of his country is starving and he regularly tortures people?
Or will she do a quick check of her morals and realize all the riches in the world are not worth shacking up with a man who hides anthrax in his basement?
I guess that all depends on whether the contestants are culled from the current crop of human shields or not.
Up next: Joe Multi-Millionaire: How good do you look in a suicide bomber belt, girls?