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There once was a girl named Michele
Her name was spelled with one L
some spelled it with two
and i dread to tell you
the fate that they befell

Thank you. Come again.


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There once was a girl named Michele
Some said she was destined for hell
But she wowed them with charms
(And broke both their arms)
So now they're all saying she's swell

There's a blogger out there named Michele
Her fury comes quite close to hell
Maxspoke, was not heard,
not one single word
His rants rather resemble a knell

From today's words of wisdom entry:

Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
To have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Franky.

-Andrew Dice Clay

there once was a bitch named shelley
who stole my boyfriend while i was in florida because she put out and i didn't. so nobody can call me that, ever.

okay, it doesn't rhyme, but it's a true story.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
They both had a buck and a quarter
Jill came dow with two fifty
They didn't go up there for water.

Imperial Falconer

I'll have what MonkeyPants is drinking.

There once was a demon named Jay
Who surfed the fucking web by day
At night he ranted about the lack of chemistry
and then he find a site called A Small Victory.

Fucking Walt Whitman I am not but I like this fucking site.

I certainly hope you are not fucking Walt Whitman. That would make you a gay necropheliac.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Lets see...

There once was a man from Nantucket... NO!

A happy young lad from Leeds,
One day ate a package of seeds,
Had to mow his ass
Because of the grass
And couldn't sit down 'cause of weeds.

My dad has actually published a number of original limericks (this one is an old English one). I love 'em.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose d..... NO!

old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor doggie a bone
but when she bent over...

Ooops!! (slaps self)

A flea and a fly in a flue
were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly," said the flea,
and they flew through a flaw in the flue.

(sometimes it's hard to be good) ROTFLMAO!!!