skeletons of society
The Department of Homeland Security Presents:
Tips for a better way to face your inevitable death in the wake of a biological attack(the first in a series)
Keep a Slayer CD in your car at all times. When the alarm sounds over the radio and the sirens and horns are going off all around and you realize you will never be able to get home to your underground bunker before the shit hits the fan, place the Slayer CD in the stereo, turn the volume up all the way and ignore the panic around you while hell rains down on mankind.
It is the preferred equivelant of sticking your fingers in your ears and shouting "la la la la I can't hear you!"
May I suggest Seasons in the Abyss?
Joe has some worthwile tips for you, also. (Warning: Do Not Drink While Reading)