To readers who watch JM and are in a different time zone: There are no spoilers here as of yet, and if I do decide to blog about the ending, I will warn you.
Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Didn't we do all this rehashing last week? Are they going to show us these lamenting losers for another hour?
Here is my prediction on what's going to happen. I am totally wrong, but it's interesting think about.
Joe picks Zora because he thinks she will love him with or without the money. (Read: he thinks she's easily had).
Joe then tells Zora the news. He's just a piss poor former underwear model who makes less money than the fry cook at McDonald's.
He looks longingly into Zora's eyes with that "but you love me anyhow because I'm so charming" look.
Zora says "That's ok, I lied to you as well. I'm filthy rich. Swimming in it. Loaded. I wipe my ass with hundred dollar bills."
And then she gives him the finger and walks out.
In reality, I don't believe there is suprise in any of this. My warped little mind says they are all actors in the adult film business following a script.
I'd also like to kick the Butler's ass and put a spork in Heidi's eyes.
Ok, look down below for spoilers.