my creepy valentine
Thanks to Davezilla, I'll be posting creepy Valentines the rest of the day.
The images all come from My Creepy Valentine. The captions and sentiments come from me. Unless you come up with something better.
Here's the first.
When you broke up with me, I couldn't bear to look at you anymore, so I gouged my own eyes out and replaced them with light bulbs.
Now I have to beat you to death with a baseball bat.
I'll always love you, Valentine.