I've taken two prizes over at Mig's Valentine Limerick Contest.
There once was a fellow name Mig
Who dressed only in leaf of fig
Til one day his boner
Knocked something over
And now he wears pants that are big.
It's good to know I win no matter what. What I want to know is why?
Oh...yes. That AIM conversation I save about the circus midgets, the cucumber and the whipping post.
Happy Valentine's Day, Mig. This pink heart on my ass is for you.