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roses are red
violets are blue
if you were nice
i'd vote for you!

Oh, Happy Valentine's Day.

Can't have a winner of the poetry contest if no one VOTES!

Go, now. Take two minutest out of your day to make a would-be poet happy. Even if the poems are not exactly romantic.

Comments

A special Valentines day website:

http://www.german-media.net/smoochie.swf

Ignore the fact it's German - it's actually really funny.

Seems kind of mundane to vote for yourself... but didn't the President vote for himself? Hmmm?

Congratulations to whomever the winner might be. I personally think all the poems were GREAT and each person that took the time to post one is one step closer to being the next Robert Frost or Emily Dickinson!

I cast my VOTE for Stephen and his poem:

...and to my wife...

Roses still red,
Violets stay blue.
After 32 years,
I'm still loving you.

I truly think Stephen deserves the "prize". Albeit the poem Rules were: "No, not sweet, lovesick poems. They have to be from one famous person to another" I feel that his poem is so touching and romantic and after all it's Valentine's Day and his wife is possibly the most famous person to him and vice versa. After 32 years he still expresses his love for his wife in such an eloquent and charming way. I find it amazing, how in just 4 short lines, he has given his wife the best Valentine's Day gift ANY woman could hope for. My own heart is melting... and it makes me realize that even though I've only been married for a couple of years, love is a lasting thing... when after 32 years, you know you're blessed with the one who makes your heart still skip a beat.

Thanks Stephen... Hope you win!!!

I vote for Hank's poem.

The Vonnegutt "ice cream" one if my favorite.

my vote:

From Michael Jackson to all the kids:

Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
Come on, you children,
Get in my bed.
Posted by: Keith on February 10, 2003 12:59 PM

I vote for Hank's:

Commies are red
Liberals are blue
They stink to high heaven
And don't have a clue

well dang... Hank doesn't have a LINK or an EMAIL...what's with that? Hmmm?

Hank is shy.

Michele does have my email, however.

LOL Hank... that's fine... I think your poem is great too. Ha Ha! Shy? On the internet? :O Say it isn't so! LMAO!!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Hippies are clueless,
So let's bomb them too.

(I'm sorry if you take this as a personal insult...many people might)

Hey whatz up well N*Ewayz I like the poems that you guys have but you don't have the on that goes kind of like this
(Roses are red and violetz are blue I'm in love but not with you when we broke up you though I cried but .........ect.) well I just know part of it but if you know more well email me at (socorro*1500@yahoo.com)

Hey whatz up well N*Ewayz I like the poems that you guys have but you don't have the on that goes kind of like this
(Roses are red and violetz are blue I'm in love but not with you when we broke up you though I cried but .........ect.) well I just know part of it but if you know more well email me at (socorro*1500@yahoo.com)

Hey whatz up well N*Ewayz I like the poems that you guys have but you don't have the on that goes kind of like this
(Roses are red and violetz are blue I'm in love but not with you when we broke up you though I cried but .........ect.) well I just know part of it but if you know more well email me at (socorro*1500@yahoo.com)

Roses are dead,violets are too, I`m still in love, But not with you, you thought you hurt me and made me cry but i was in love with another guy simply because you have no class all you can do is kiss my ass you sit around and talk your shit so fuck you and your little ass dick you thought you left me but i left you what my man is doing you cant do you tell your homies you played me like a bitch and i tell my girls you have a little ass dick, you said you loved me but it wasnt true well guess what mother fucka I played you too

Roses are red,
Tulips are yellow,
Man your face,
Looks like a burnt marshmallow

roses are red
the grass is so green
you grounded me,
man you're so mean!!

Roses are red,
My hair is so poofy,
I'm failing all my classes
Man I'm so goofy!

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Roses are red,

My hair is so poofy,

I'm failing all my classes

Man I'm so goofy!

your poems are gay

you poems are so gay they are like Micheal Jackson

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
this site rocks and
mellie does to

there ya'll go

hi

your poems suck like Michale Jackson
sign,erik solis

your poems are gay and i think you are so dumb and you are are stupid and i think who ever gets on this website they will say the same thing.
roses are dead just like you

you are stupid

i think you suck really bad and you are so dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I think you suck like alberto solis. i think these poems are gay and they don't kiock ass.

fuck you bitch go suck your mama's tity

roses sre red
violets are blue
i ganna take a poop
in your dam shoe
lol

roses are red violets are blue zuelma
went to the race and fell in love with
u ho mo

is there any big boob girls out there wanting to fuck me

ddxt stands for da davis xamens titys

awwwwwwwwwwww plz fuck me hard ............. oooooooooo yes awwwwwww yes !!!!!!!!!! do it harder bitch !!!! fuck my ass n mai pussy

i like ur peomes just make them better !!!! laters out

roses r red violets r blue afte 2 months i still havent fucked u

roses r red violets r blue afte 2 months i still havent fucked u

Violets are blue, roses are red, tell your mom she gives good head

roses are red
violets are black
why is you chest
as flat as your back

this is for all the bitches who hate because i have DD boobs

Hey man, I don't know who's trying to be "erik solis", but you're making a real shitty reputation for the name....so stop using it!!! I happen to have that name and would appreciate you to stop using it on this board.

I'm a happy little condom
i cum in paks of 6, u bye me from the chemist and wak em on your dick. U do a thousand push-ups and give yourself a knock and out comes a baby with a 30 metre cock.

I HAVE MUCLES
MY WIFE HAS STEAL A BUN
OMG HUNNY
THOSES THINGS MUCT WAY A TON!

I HAVE MUCLES
MY WIFE HAS STEAL A BUN
OMG HUNNY
THOSES THINGS MUCT WAY A TON!

roses are red
violets are black
my brother thinks youve a great rack

hi and keep it real!!!!!

u have some good ones but u could do with some more

hey im sorry for all the mean people in the world and i think who ever did these peomes u tryed ur best so keep it up thanks

Hey my name is Silvia Hernandez and i just want to say that i love your poems.

Hey my name is Silvia Hernandez and i just want to say that i love your poems.

hey my name is Silvia hernandez and i just want to say that i love your poems. If someone wants to write me a e-mail here is my e-mail

Ms_hernandez_x_100pre20032@yahoo.com
I want to know other people that likes to read good poems. No creen
viva el salvador

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm in love
but not with you
when we broke up
you thought i cried
but all it was
was another guy

roses are red
corn is corny
when i think of you
you make me horny!

roses r red
violets r blu
fuck me
n ill fuck u 2

roses are red
violets are blue
if i cant have him
you cant either

wow you make me wana hurl ok ill try it

violetz are red
roses are blue
if you think this is right
then you aint got a damn clue

wow you make me wana hurl ok ill try it

violetz are red
roses are blue
if you think this is right
then you aint got a damn clue

rosez r red
violetz r blu
if u shut up
i will 2

roses r red,
violets r blue,
it must b ya money,
cuse it sure aint u.

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
GO DOWN ON ME AND
FOR SHO I ILL GO
DOWN ON U.

ROESE R BLUE
VIOLETS R RED
THIS PEOM IS
FUCKED UP AND
SO R U.

Roses are dead,violets are too, I`m still in love, But not with you, you thought you hurt me and made me cry but i was in love with another guy simply because you have no class all you can do is kiss my ass you sit around and talk your shit so fuck you and your little ass dick you thought you left me but i left you what my man is doing you cant do you tell your homies you played me like a bitch and i tell my girls you have a little ass dick, you said you loved me but it wasnt true well guess what mother fucka I played you too