my mom can beat up your mom
Michele is a blogger who is currently pretending to be Jim Treacher who is a blogger who is currently pretending to be interviewed for the "Who Could You Take in a Fight?" feature at this week's Onion A.V. Club.
The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?
Michele: What kind of fight? Will there be guns? Knives? Fisticuffs?
Michele: Dave Barry. I could so kick Dave Barry's ass.
O: But why would you want to?
Michele: Because I can, Onion. Because I can.