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he speaks from beyond

CNN has the Big Red Box up again.

BREAKING NEWS Al-Jazeera television plans to broadcast message from Osama bin Laden later today. Details to come.

Here's the air time schedule of the bin Laden message:

john-edward.jpg NEW YORK WNYW FOX -- 2:00PM

CHICAGO ILLINOIS WPWR UPN 1:30PM

SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA KTVU FOX -- 3:30PM

BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS
WSBK UPN -- 3:30PM

DALLAS TEXAS KTVT CBS -- 3:30PM

PHOENIX ARIZONA KPHO
CBS -- 3:00PM


I think bin Laden is in the second segment, right after the lady in the housedress who cries when Edward says "Does the letter "A" mean anything to anyone?"

Comments

Overheard in a barber shop in Palestine:

abdul: quick omar - it's the bin laden tape
tv: ...and so I says, saddam me ol' mucker, you dun me proud. Fanx for the anthrax. me an' you, we bin mates for years ...
omar: why does he sound british?
abdul: that's his cunning disguise, omar!
omar: but isn't he admitting terrorist connections to iraq, broadcast around the world?
abdul: doh!

John Edward... what a douche!