there's no business like bra business....
There's really nothing worse than the feeling that your bra is too tight.
It's making me very irritable.
On days like this, the first thing I do when I get home is rip the bra off and yell "fly free boobies, fly freeeeee!"
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you expecting war drums? See, I'm not as wound up as some people think.
Hey, did you know that Ethel Merman put out a disco album last week? Told ya Armageddon is coming!