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Posted by on February 11, 2003 11:44 AM | Permalink
Hahahahah... ohhhh... hee hee hee hee... hoohaa heheheh!!!!!!!!!!!
February 11, 2003 11:51 AM
Maybe you've heard this...
In light of the news of the so called human cloning going on, I pose this hypothetical question:
If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a cliff. Would it be:
B) suicide, or
C) merely making an obscene clone fall
February 11, 2003 12:04 PM
I just flew in and boy are my arms tired!!
Take my wife- PLEASE!!!
Ah. #&@#$#*!! Why do I even bother??
Oh, I almost forgot: Al Sharpton is running for President. Is THAT funny or what???
Jack Cluth |
February 11, 2003 12:04 PM
I'd like to suggest a theme song for the upcoming conflict. The HaHa Men singing "Who Kept The Frogs Out."
Than kew thank kew!
Don't forget to tip your waitress....
February 11, 2003 12:25 PM
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.
February 11, 2003 12:28 PM
The perfect breakfast for a woman:
The perfect breakfast is when you're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl, and your husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Jay Caruso |
February 11, 2003 12:31 PM
Well, I've never posted nude photos of myself before, but just this once.
February 11, 2003 12:32 PM
Michele- check your mail, sorry its not funny.
February 11, 2003 12:46 PM
Michele, you like strange dreams, right?
I had a great one last night, I was the lead char on Crossing Jordan, and we were chasing the "Boston Market Strangler" whose calling cards were a roasted chicken and 2 sides :) Turned out to be the Colonel, trying to ruin the competition, and had a very scooby-doo ending.
February 11, 2003 01:01 PM
DoggerelPundit thinks his latest is funny...the shameless hit-whore!
February 11, 2003 01:10 PM
"Shut the door. Were you raised in a barn? mutter Probably was raised in a barn, just like all these other primitives..."
Alex Knapp |
February 11, 2003 01:55 PM
A Neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him his beer. The Neutron asks, "how much?" Bartender says, "For you, no charge."
February 11, 2003 04:00 PM
My funny is not ready...
Laurence Simon |
February 11, 2003 05:11 PM
Irk, thanks for the opening:
A hydrogen ion slams into a bar, demands a shot, tosses it back, starts sipping a second.
"Bad day?" asks the barkeep.
"Yup, lost my electron."
"Whoa. Sounds painful. Are you sure?"
"Yup, I'm positive."
February 11, 2003 06:14 PM
"So, if you're ever bitten by a poisonous snake, what you do is take out your pocketknife, and make a small cut right there at the wound. Then you suck out the poison and spit it away."
"But what if the snake bites me in a place I can't reach?"
"That's when you find out who your real friends are."
Charles Compton |
February 11, 2003 08:02 PM
It's pretty funny that people actually stopped by looking for the nekkid pics of me.
Joe McNally |
February 11, 2003 11:02 PM
Ok, can I at least get asmile? (Did you do this?)
February 12, 2003 12:54 PM