Fine French Dining
On the Menu Today:
French Toast
Sliced, stale bread with egg all over its face.
French Fries
Greasy, oil covered, and slightly rude
French Onion Soup
Slippery, unwashed onions in a brew of recycled shower water (SEASONAL)
French Dip
‘Nuf Said
Served, obviously, with French Whine.
Anyone for dessert? German food?
Comments
Don't forget the French Dressing! I'm thinking of Better Off Dead now.....
Posted by: Nicole | February 10, 2003 11:18 AM
Dessert? Perhaps a slice of
German Chocolate cake
Dry cake with barely a hint of cocao with a surround of stick-in-your-throat cocoNUT flakes in gluey frosting?
Posted by: Leigh-Anne | February 10, 2003 11:27 AM
Served with Sour krauts... Er, sauerkraut and waffling Belgians... Er, Belgian waffles.
Au 'voir, NATO. Auf wiedersehen.
Posted by: BarCodeKing | February 10, 2003 12:28 PM
Damn you took my Belgian Waffle line.
German Weiners go well with the Belgian Waffles.
Posted by: Jay | February 10, 2003 12:39 PM
German?
What else...Brat Worst!
Posted by: Stephen | February 10, 2003 01:10 PM
I think the Germans are eating Sauergrapes. I mean, Sauerbraten. And Weenieschnitzel.
I can't come up with a good Brussels sprouts joke though. Brussels pouts? Brussels spouting-off? Uhhhh...
Posted by: Dave | February 10, 2003 01:10 PM
German Weiners.
Bitten off, of course.
Posted by: Dean Esmay | February 10, 2003 01:15 PM
Mr. Burns said it best: "Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!"
Posted by: Lisa | February 10, 2003 01:25 PM
How 'bout some Bavarian Creme Puffs. Light, airy without any real substance and generally harmful to your health.
Posted by: JohnO | February 10, 2003 01:27 PM
four words: hot German potato salad
Posted by: btezra | February 10, 2003 01:42 PM
The US army will have access to the Romanian airspace and to the Romanian military bases in the context of a conflict in Iraq, according to a statement made by Gheorghi Prisacaru, the head of the foreign policy committee in the Senate, on Saturday. The senator said that these facilities would be granted to the USA without the parliament having to give a new approval. According to Prisacaru, the Supreme Defence Council (CSAT) would have to make a new decision on the matter only if the USA asked for more facilities, otherwise the access to the Romanian airspcae and the permission to use the Romanian military bases by the USA is granted by the resolution against terrorism.
Posted by: jake | February 10, 2003 02:17 PM
"The US army will have access to the Romanian airspace and to the Romanian military bases in the context of a conflict in Iraq...."
U S Army and Air Force mess sergeants have been fortifying meals with garlic, in anticipation. TSgt Ronald Jones: "We're certain that our troops are immune to smallpox, plague, yellow fever and other contagious diseases. The garlic fortification program will, hopefully, immunize them against vampires."
Posted by: Larry | February 10, 2003 03:21 PM
Black Forest Cake for dessert.
Posted by: Meryl Yourish | February 10, 2003 04:18 PM
Don't forget lilly based pate:
" . . . lilly based pate, the french contribution to world quisine and technology"
Posted by: Guy Montag | February 10, 2003 04:31 PM
Chopped liver anyone? One of the most consumed appetizers for the French: LIVER PASTE... or, uh, err, uhm.... LIVER PATE! (same consistency)
Honorable mention: Wavy tater chips, slammed dunked in French Onion Dip
Posted by: CJ | February 10, 2003 06:33 PM
No wonder why I read this at The Onion last night, and thought of you... :0)
Posted by: -=e=- the merciless | February 10, 2003 07:44 PM