if i knew i was gettin an award this morning, i would have put some clothes on
I finally won something that didn't come with a big old cup o' controversy.
John Hawkins at Right Wing News put together the First Annual Warbloggers Awards.
Voting was completed over the past week (full disclosure: I was a judge) and the winners were announced this morning.
I'd like to thank the esteemed panel of voters for naming me Best Female Blogger. I've prepared a short speech for the occassion.
Picture me wearing a t-shirt that says War is the Answer.
I'd like to thank Sheryl, Viggo, Sean and Babs for giving me such ripe material to work with. And thank you my de-linkers, comment trolls and Indymedia for making this a year filled with blogging material.
Come for the war talk, stay for the boobies and fart jokes!"
Seriously, thank you to all the judges who voted for me. It's an honor to be standing up here on this podium in my pajamas. To Jane, Rachel and Virginia - my co-winners, thank you for being an inspiration to me. I mean that. I share this award of $1,000,000,000 with you all.
What? John told me there was a million dollar prize! Oh well. I've got $8.43 to split with you ladies.
Congratulations to all the winners. You are all quite deserving and I am proud to be associated with such amazing people.
Heh, my friend Aaron made it into the list of mosty annoying bloggers and I didn't even nominate him!
Thanks so much to John for putting this together.
Now, go read the full list and check out all the winners.