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you make me feel like nukin'

Nuke France, it is.

I need some volunteers to do the deed. And let's try to get this done befor Powell makes his address tomorrow, so that's one less problem he'll have to deal with.

I think I have fever delerium. I fell asleep before and woke up singing this:

Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge
And now Billy Joe MacAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

I immediately went back to sleep so I didn't have to listen to the song play out in my head. I must have slipped back into the same dream because I woke up singing this:

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer
'cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

I'm afraid to go back to sleep. I just know that I'll end up singing Rhinestone Cowboy.

I'm pretty much spent tonight. Go have some fun in Ith's comments.

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wow deja vu....

I had fever delerium once and spent an hour or so having a conversation with my sleeping bag.

Take care of that throat. Lots of honey and hot tea, even though hot tea sucks. Soup, hot as you can stand it. Dissolve a BC Powder in some warm salt water and gargle with it. It's nasty, but it'll make it feel better.

You know, Reba remade that song.

It's better, because it's Reba, but, well, the song still sucks.

And there was a tv movie starring Kristy McNichol.

They made a tv movie out of the other song, with Robbie Benson.

God, I hate knowing all this trivia. Even worse, I hate that I saw both movies.

The secret the movie chose to reveal: The reason Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchee Bridge was because--

Scorpio: (aiming giant laser) Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?

Homer: France.

Scorpio: Hehe... nobody ever says Italy.

I actaully own the bombfrance.com URL and was planning on setting it up later to promote the government taking military action against France.

I volunteer. My last name is French enough to pass (okay, so it IS French, but don't tell anyone). Plus, the French seem to think that Cajuns are too stupid to be able to be surrender-monkeys, let alone blow them up.