I'm sitting at work with a high fever, a hacking cough and no desire to go to the doctor even though I'm sure I caught Natalie's strep. I am not in a very good mood. Today is not the day to piss me off.
Hence, this memo:
To: whom it may concern (and I think you know who you all are)
Please stop hijacking my posts. When I make an entry that is obviously there for humorous effect, don't act like a useless turd and turn the comments into yet another political cat fight.
If you have your own blog, take it there.
If you don't get one or shut up.
If you feel this pertains to you, I have this message for you: get a fucking sense of humor already. Laugh once in a while. You should try it, it feels good.
Now stop turning everything I say into a squabble or I'll be forced to eat your pets for dinner while you watch.
P.S. Laurence and I have something up our sleeves, contest wise. Look for it tonight.