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Monday Memo

I'm sitting at work with a high fever, a hacking cough and no desire to go to the doctor even though I'm sure I caught Natalie's strep. I am not in a very good mood. Today is not the day to piss me off.

Hence, this memo:

To: whom it may concern (and I think you know who you all are)

Re: comments

Please stop hijacking my posts. When I make an entry that is obviously there for humorous effect, don't act like a useless turd and turn the comments into yet another political cat fight.

If you have your own blog, take it there.

If you don't get one or shut up.

If you feel this pertains to you, I have this message for you: get a fucking sense of humor already. Laugh once in a while. You should try it, it feels good.

Now stop turning everything I say into a squabble or I'll be forced to eat your pets for dinner while you watch.

Thank you.


P.S. Laurence and I have something up our sleeves, contest wise. Look for it tonight.


Speaking of which, Michele- I thought that you'd get a kick out of this.
Every now and then, I have seen a post by you concerning X dream you've had. Dig this one- Saturday night I dreamt that I was playing an X-Box game with/against Wil Wheaton. (I do not have an X-Box, nor do I have a Wil Wheaton) During the course of this game, I decided that he was, somehow, cheating, and proceeded to punch him in the face. A lot. Unfortunately, as much as I hit him, and as much as he whimpered, whined, cried, and wet himself; I couldn't seem to damage him.
Damnit all.
Oh well, at least I punched Wil Wheaton.

Hope you feel better.

But... no one reads my blog.
You have a far larger viewing audience I can manipulate.

Hell, I don't even make your blogroll!

Actually, my sleeves are full. It's brewing in my shorts right now.

I hope you feel better very soon. Take care of yourself! Go home before you give the whole office strep! See, you need the day off because you're unselfish and giving. :-)

Perhaps you should reconsider posting anything that's been "brewing" in Laurence's shorts...?

uhm.. dyke? hope you feel better :-)

Damn...I'm sitting here wondering what I missed. Guess I'll have to go back and scan your comments for the cat fights!

i'm pretty sure you can buy amoxicillin on the net.

if you find a sense of humor for sale cheap while you're looking, send me the url. mine's almost worn out.

you know that sound you hear every now and then if there are stray cats in your neighborhood--the one that sounds like someone's tossed a buch of cats in a blender? The one we normally think of as the sound of a cat-fight?

Well, it's not.

Usually that sound is cats having sex.

What's the point of this?

Loud annoying noise can be fun.

Kill me now before I type again