I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
Yes, I promised a contest tonight.
Just a little one, though. I'm saving the good stuff. And it's not really a contest by strict meaning because there's no prize except the notoriety that comes with winning. Yea. That's it.
See that tagline up there? No, not that one - the one that appears in your browser. It says "the gentle art of making enemies."
I need a new tagline. One that says me. One that explains who I am, what I like, what I don't like or what I'm made of all in just a few succint words.
Be bold, be daring, be crude if you dare. Trolls welcome, as always, but I am not going to use "ignorant slut" as my tagline. That's so 1970's.