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Yes, you can microwave them. 20 seconds on low. And they taste really good warm.

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Ok, now I'm open to culinary suggestion and everything...

I mean, I've even eaten shit off the floor whilst under the influence of various toxic substances and all...

But...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING??????

Is it alive or what? Is this what Saddam is hiding? Jesus, think of the damage. God help us all...

"Microwaved peanut butter and jelly. He couldn't say no to that."

"Yesss he could. Give me peanut butter now, and keep nasssty jelly!"

"Oh, you're hopeless. Go to sleep!"

Of course! The LOW setting! Why didn't I think of that? In my testosterone-fueled rage I always nuke everything on HIGH; I've forgotten the gentle persuasive power of LOW.

I dunno... I find the idea behind Uncrustables to be kind of scary. They're made for people who are either too lazy or too incompetent to make a PB&J and cut the crusts off.

Of course, I don't have kids, so perhaps I'm missing the "convenience" factor...

BarCode, yes you are. I dont consider myself lazy or incompetent to make a PB&J and cut the crusts off. When your running around to get everyone out of the house for work/babysitter o time, they are the best things next to micro mac & cheese & ragu quick lunch!

ahhhh those things are nummy:) and barcode..they are very convienant when its 810 n u gotta be to school by 820:)

The misses loves those darn things. Have to admit they aren't too bad but give me crunchy and grape on real wheat anytime.

Bill: Cruncy peanut butter is EVIL. PB&J on wheat bread is just blasphemous.

I'm afraid there's no hope for you.

I have a strong and blunt message to all you satanists, heathenists, paganists, unbelievers who SHOULD believe in God, and anyone else who is stupid enough to assume that the devil actually cares about ALL of you--IN WHICH HE DOESN'T!!
He is NOTHING more than a mentally deranged ex-archangel who's only goal in life is to drag ALL of our souls to hell with him to burn for eternity along with HIS and even the soul of his son, the anti-christ.
Does it make sense to follow this pathetic loser, when you know that he only wants your soul to burn along with HIS after judgement day??
That's like someone demanding of you to stand still inside a burning bonfire, except you wouldn't be taken out of the flames and your pain would absolutely never end---EVER.
For those of you who are in denial of hell---I have news for you.
Hell exists with or without you.
I have visions of people in hell and believe me, the would scare the living spirit right out of you. But to give you all a glimpse, here's some of them.
I've seen naked souls being thrown into a burning lake of lava and the minute they hit the lava, their screams are downright ear-piercing,unnerving, and bloodcurdling. They insanely fight each other and try to climb onto others, pushing them down underneath the lava in a desperate attempt to escape the lake, but it's to no avail. I've seen full-grown men---the size of professional wrestlers and fighters--crying hysterically as they're being bent over and sexually degraded and brutally raped by demons who have sickening looks of lust and insanity in their demonic and grotesque faces.
I've even seen men and women being slammed down onto tables like large slabs of meat, while demons gut them open like fishes with their hands and then devour their organs and entrails and these souls won't ever die from the pain for one reason---it's because they are alread dead.
In fact, I've seen things in hell much worse than this, that I won't even bother to mention as they're too horrible to even mention.
You people have NO idea of what you're all dealing with or what hell is like.
It isn't real to you as of yet---but it will be, if you keep following satan.
No, I'm not some self-righteous pastor, which whom I've once had the displeasure of meeting, who once threw an old man from out of a hostel and into the street in the dead of winter--without even his shoes on.
I'm a young woman who used to be brainwashed by all this New-Age mumbo-jumbo, but now I'm a lone soldier in this spiritual battleground who has long gone A.W.O.L from the army of satan, I've fled my post and crossed the desert to search for the Lord, and I'm now on the side of Jesus,where I plan to stay there for eternity.
And satan--I hope you're reading this somewhere in limbo!
NYAH! NYAH! YOU LOST A SOLDIER AND YOU'LL LOSE A LOT MORE THAN JUST SOLDIERS ON JUDGEMENT DAY!!
I have NO intention of following satan who's red face reminds me of the backside of snow-monkey!!
If any of you care about your souls, then you will all get away from him while you all still have a chance, while you're all still alive!!