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rock over amish country!

I totally forgot I had this link sitting in my bookmarks. The Wesley Willis song generator. To thank Laurence for sitting in for me tonight, I made a song for him.

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You really whoop the horse's ass.

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Comments

Fire up the Fairlight and let Wesley sing. It's damn near perfect.

You're scaring me. ;)

That would whup a panda bear's ass with a belt, if I could get it to work. Skittles -- Taste the Rainbow!

Hit it Brendan!

Just as long as whatever you write ends with something like "It rocked a Llama's ass", you're generally down with the Wesley Willis theme. ;)

Not to be a correcting jerkoff, but it's .org

http://www.monzy.org/wesley/
Then it works. (Can't link to the result page either.)