paging mr. parrot
Think of the Parrots!
I know I was. All I kept thinking was, Oh gosh, that reminds me of Kevin Parrot and now I'll be up all night thinking of him lying in the bottom of a cage, lifeless!
Do you love Kevin Parrot as much as I do? Then join the force and boycott Quizno's! Don't let them do this to us. How can the be so cavalier and brutal about this? Don't they know how loving and gracious and funny Kevin is?
What a sad, sad day for advertising. I shall never eat at Quizno's again.
What's that? They mean a real parrot?