it's report card day!
My sources have obtained for me an advance copy of Saddam's report card.
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Teacherís Note: It is clear that Saddam has failed this quarter. Unfortunately, because he has failed the same subjects in the past and show no signs of improving or even wanting to improve, we have no choice but to expel him. How we go about that is entirely up to Saddam himself, and whether he chooses to leave the building quietly or not. Should he cause any problems with the expulsion, we will have no other choice but to use force to make him leave.
nothing to see here folks, just an error. you may return.